How To Deal With A Mob When They Surround Your Car

[mudwhistle]

It's that time again. We're getting close to an election and you're going to have to get into that George Floyd mindset again.

You're minding your own business and suddenly you're surrounded by a mob of smelly ANTIFAs waving Palestinian flags. What do you do?

1. Floor it
2. Shoot pepper spray at them
3. Pull out a shot gun and go to town
4. Set off that tactical nuke you're carrying in your trunk
5. All of the above
6. Parrot

The Long-haired pro-Hamas running after him in this video is running for Minneapolis City Council.

 

[eagle1462010]

All of the above. Now when driving over them, i like to stop back up over them and ask if they are ok before flooring it in forward again.

 

[The Duke]

Lord help me I'd do donuts on their bodies.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

It's that time again. We're getting close to an election and you're going to have to get into that George Floyd mindset again.

You're minding your own business and suddenly you're surrounded by a mob of smelly ANIFAs waving Palestinian flags. What do you do?

1. Floor it
2. Shoot pepper spray at them
3. Pull out a shot gun and go to town
4. Set off that tactical nuke you're carrying in your trunk
5. All of the above
6. Parrot

The Long-haired pro-Hamas running after him in this video is running for Minneapolis City Council.

I will go to my grave always remembering this "Better to be judged by 9, than carried by 6". Down here in Florida if an angry mob shows up and surrounds my car, at least 35 of that mob will be sent to Lucifer.

 

[The Duke]

I will go to my grave always remembering this "Better to be judged by 9, than carried by 6". Down here in Florida if an angry mob shows up and surrounds my car, at least 35 of that mob will be sent to Lucifer.

I've seen bad things in FL. Windows smashed and people dragged out.

People need to be armed and ready.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I've seen bad things in FL. Windows smashed and people dragged out.

People need to be armed and ready.

Now they dont need to get a license to carry. Not going to be a good day for angry mobs down here.

 

[surada]

It's that time again. We're getting close to an election and you're going to have to get into that George Floyd mindset again.

You're minding your own business and suddenly you're surrounded by a mob of smelly ANIFAs waving Palestinian flags. What do you do?

1. Floor it
2. Shoot pepper spray at them
3. Pull out a shot gun and go to town
4. Set off that tactical nuke you're carrying in your trunk
5. All of the above
6. Parrot

The Long-haired pro-Hamas running after him in this video is running for Minneapolis City Council.

Have you been in this situation?

 

[miketx]

I'd call in an air strike.

 

[1srelluc]

A 4000+# 4X4 PU > Protestors.

If you are stalled in traffic.

 

[The Duke]

Have you been in this situation?

I have. Didn't have to run anybody over, but I damn sure punched it soon as I wouldn't.

If anybody didn't get out the way, I wasn't stopping.

The car in front of me wasn't so fortunate. Largely I saw what was happening to them and skedaddled.

They got a window on me..with a full Budweiser can. It was the back window as I was a-leavin'.

 

[surada]

I have. Didn't have to run anybody over, but I damn sure punched it soon as I wouldn't.

Me too. The Shia rioted in Arabia after the Qibya massacre. Pretty scary.

 

[Mashmont]

It's that time again. We're getting close to an election and you're going to have to get into that George Floyd mindset again.

You're minding your own business and suddenly you're surrounded by a mob of smelly ANTIFAs waving Palestinian flags. What do you do?

1. Floor it
2. Shoot pepper spray at them
3. Pull out a shot gun and go to town
4. Set off that tactical nuke you're carrying in your trunk
5. All of the above
6. Parrot

The Long-haired pro-Hamas running after him in this video is running for Minneapolis City Council.

Well, if you push your way through then you're a James Alex Fields, and they're Heather Heyers. It doesn't matter what happened beforehand.

 

[The Duke]

Me too. The Shia rioted in Arabia after the Qibya massacre. Pretty scary.

I remember that story from you. Your story is scarier.

That's when the Muslims surrounded your car all crazy with erections, right?

I've seen bad stuff happen out where we were at though. Stabbings, one guy got his eye popped on a sideview mirror right in front of me.

The other guy rammed his head into the corner of it, they were square then.

That was about 1/8 mile deep into a strip of nothing but an ocean of young people drinking and partying.

From the road to the water (50 yards or so) and like 3/4 of a mile long. Packed with cars and kids.

No law could get up in there. The guy that got stabbed bled to death just before they got him out of the crowd.

Surada's story's scarier, though.

 

[Natural Citizen]

The Long-haired pro-Hamas running after him in this video is running for Minneapolis City Council.

Relevant reading...

Who is Zach Metzger? Minneapolis pro-Palestine protest organizer faces backlash for allegedly playing victim card after drone video goes viral

 

[Natural Citizen]

These are the kind of people running for political office, unfortunately. Seems to carry himself like a commie hoodrat...

 

[surada]

I remember that story from you. Your story is scarier.

That's when the Muslims surrounded your car all crazy with erections, right?

I've seen bad stuff happen out where we were at though. Stabbings, one guy got his eye popped on a sideview mirror right in front of me.

The other guy rammed his head into the corner of it, they were square then.

That was about 1/8 mile deep into a strip of nothing but an ocean of young people drinking and partying.

From the road to the water (50 yards or so) and like 3/4 of a mile long. Packed with cars and kids.

No law could get up in there. The guy that got stabbed bled to death just before they got him out of the crowd.

Surada's story's scarier, though.

Yes. You remember correctly.

 

[The Duke]

These are the kind of people running for political office, unfortunately. Seems ot carry himself like a commie hoodrat...

Hopefully no one votes for the little terrorist rioter.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Hopefully no one votes for the little terrorist rioter.

Oh, they'll vote for him. No doubt in my mind...

 

[Rawley]

It's that time again. We're getting close to an election and you're going to have to get into that George Floyd mindset again.

You're minding your own business and suddenly you're surrounded by a mob of smelly ANTIFAs waving Palestinian flags. What do you do?

1. Floor it
2. Shoot pepper spray at them
3. Pull out a shot gun and go to town
4. Set off that tactical nuke you're carrying in your trunk
5. All of the above
6. Parrot

The Long-haired pro-Hamas running after him in this video is running for Minneapolis City Council.

This was the best ever.

 

[Concerned American]

Lord help me I'd do donuts on their bodies.

I woke to a bunch of Antifa types who had missed the turn on the road that I live on, crashing into a ditch. I have a back hoe, so I just dug a hole and buried them. I called the sheriff to report the accident and what I did when the sheriff asked if they were all dead. I assured him "A couple of them said they weren't--but you know how they lie."