How much Redneck do I look?

[Mortimer]

 

[tycho1572]

How much redneck do you feel?

 

[Intolerant]

Daddy

 

[MarathonMike]

Put on some camos and an orange hunting vest, then you will look much redneck.

 

[Likkmee]

Grow a ponytail....JUST the tail piece and have three of your front teeth removed.
Report back later

 

[Marion Morrison]

Maybe if you had a bitchin' mullet..

 

[Manonthestreet]

A tutorial

 

[Intolerant]

Here Is a general Ideal To get you started

 

[Frankeneinstein]

This is one of those "bad penny" threads

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[petro]

Don't know about redneck Morty....

But you got attention whoring nailed!!

 

[Likkmee]

Here Is a general Ideal To get you started

He should Craigslsit the bed. " American Bed. Guarantees never to had a woman sleep on it(or do anything else either). $65 may include Buck knife for right buyer

 

[pismoe]

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-------------------------------- are those yer 'Imported French PERFUMES' and 'skin softeners' sitting in plain view in that picture Mort ??

 

[gallantwarrior]

Uuhh...yeh...
Gotta go wash my eyes with bleach.
Thanks, y'all.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Are ya toothless, holding Busch beer, and wearing a Lee flag Battle Cap?

If not then you are not redneck enough yet and be on a John Deere Tractor with a purdy 18 year old blonde on your lap...

 

[Mortimer]

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-------------------------------- are those yer 'Imported French PERFUMES' and 'skin softeners' sitting in plain view in that picture Mort ??

It is the bathroom so some are perfumes or deodarants and soap and hair shampoo and tooth brush. I dont use skin softener though.

 

[Mortimer]