How are you all doing tonight?

[Rat in the Hat]

Fucking heathens.

Real pasta sauce takes 24-36 hours to make.

But I don't have that long. We're having a "Week Before Super Bowl" party tomorrow.

Might as well go with Classico then. Whatever you will be able to make in that short amount of time will not be better than their jars. Plus, you won't have the mess.

I always thought Prego was better than Classico.

Am I wrong?

 

[goldcatt]

Fucking heathens.

Real pasta sauce takes 24-36 hours to make.

Ever get a pot done after all that work and drop it taking it off the stove?

That's how my kiddos learned their first swear words.

Wait a minute, that was you?

Why did I think that was my then future wife when she first tried to cook for me?

Hey! I'm a good cook. Just clumsy.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Fucking heathens.

Real pasta sauce takes 24-36 hours to make.

Ever get a pot done after all that work and drop it taking it off the stove?

That's how my kiddos learned their first swear words.

Oh, and if that happened, they would see daddy kick that pot from the kitchen to the backyard

I might end up doing that. Should I kick it under, or over, the dining room table?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Ever get a pot done after all that work and drop it taking it off the stove?

That's how my kiddos learned their first swear words.

Oh, and if that happened, they would see daddy kick that pot from the kitchen to the backyard

I might end up doing that. Should I kick it under, or over, the dining room table?

Over.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Ever get a pot done after all that work and drop it taking it off the stove?

That's how my kiddos learned their first swear words.

Wait a minute, that was you?

Why did I think that was my then future wife when she first tried to cook for me?

Hey! I'm a good cook. Just clumsy.

So is she. That's why I do the cooking.

 

[Intense]

But I don't have that long. We're having a "Week Before Super Bowl" party tomorrow.

Might as well go with Classico then. Whatever you will be able to make in that short amount of time will not be better than their jars. Plus, you won't have the mess.

I always thought Prego was better than Classico.

Am I wrong?

Season to taste. Throw some Crushed Red Pepper in there for me, would ya! Don't be shy with it now!

 

[RadiomanATL]

But I don't have that long. We're having a "Week Before Super Bowl" party tomorrow.

Might as well go with Classico then. Whatever you will be able to make in that short amount of time will not be better than their jars. Plus, you won't have the mess.

I always thought Prego was better than Classico.

Am I wrong?

Depends on whether you like ketchup with some extra seasonings, or if you like spaghetti sauce.

Admittedly, I'm half Italian. So I have some built in genetic bias.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Oh, and if that happened, they would see daddy kick that pot from the kitchen to the backyard

I might end up doing that. Should I kick it under, or over, the dining room table?

Over.

Cool. Do I get a field goal if I put it between the candle holders?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Might as well go with Classico then. Whatever you will be able to make in that short amount of time will not be better than their jars. Plus, you won't have the mess.

I always thought Prego was better than Classico.

Am I wrong?

Season to taste. Throw some Crushed Red Pepper in there for me, would ya! Don't be shy with it now!

Are you trying to get me killed? She hates red pepper.

She likes garlic. Can I throw that in instead?

 

[Sheldon]

Might as well go with Classico then. Whatever you will be able to make in that short amount of time will not be better than their jars. Plus, you won't have the mess.

I always thought Prego was better than Classico.

Am I wrong?

Depends on whether you like ketchup with some extra seasonings, or if you like spaghetti sauce.

Admittedly, I'm half Italian. So I have some built in genetic bias.

This kind of Italian?

Or this kind of Italian?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I always thought Prego was better than Classico.

Am I wrong?

Depends on whether you like ketchup with some extra seasonings, or if you like spaghetti sauce.

Admittedly, I'm half Italian. So I have some built in genetic bias.

This kind of Italian?

Or this kind of Italian?

I'm kind of like the first one, except I'm Polish.

I make you an offer you can't understand.

 

[Intense]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy8ba2eL7cI&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Sheldon]

Depends on whether you like ketchup with some extra seasonings, or if you like spaghetti sauce.

Admittedly, I'm half Italian. So I have some built in genetic bias.

This kind of Italian?

Or this kind of Italian?

I'm kind of like the first one, except I'm Polish.

I make you an offer you can't understand.

I'm part Polish too. If my hair doesn't get cut over the summer, by winter it starts looking like Blagoviche's.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

This kind of Italian?

Or this kind of Italian?

I'm kind of like the first one, except I'm Polish.

I make you an offer you can't understand.

I'm part Polish too. If my hair doesn't get cut over the summer, by winter it starts looking like Blagoviche's.

I remember hair. I had a lot of that once.

 

[Intense]

I'm kind of like the first one, except I'm Polish.

I make you an offer you can't understand.

I'm part Polish too. If my hair doesn't get cut over the summer, by winter it starts looking like Blagoviche's.

I remember hair. I had a lot of that once.

Life just is not fair!!!

 

[Intense]

Hey Gym Shorts, please give Queenie and Emma a big Hug for me!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I'm part Polish too. If my hair doesn't get cut over the summer, by winter it starts looking like Blagoviche's.

I remember hair. I had a lot of that once.

Life just is not fair!!!

My barber used to ask HOW I wanted it cut.

Now he asks IF i want it cut.

 

[Sheldon]

Hey Gym Shorts, please give Queenie and Emma a big Hug for me!

What a surprise.

 

[dilloduck]

Hi Muff----you're dead meat. Our Mods will hunt down and destroy you. Welcome !

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Clean up needed in aisle 4.