The overwhelming majority of customers
where I work are male.
I have 2 jobs both in the same store
I clean the store in the morning/early afternoon
then work at the hot dog stand til 6/7
It was and still is HOT today in Chicago
While working the stand, I was asking my male customers
if they were working inside or outside
The ones who said inside, I would respond...
Oh, that’s good, along those lines
The ones that said outside, I was like...
Stay hydrated, I don’t know how you do it, along those lines
One guy who said outside, I asked him, do you have a family
He’s like yes, I’m married with 2 kids(he looked late 30’s/early 40’s)
So I tell him, I give you credit for working in this heat
and taking care of your family...
He’s like, thank you, I wish my wife would tell me that
So, I ask him if she works...he said no, she doesn’t have to
Boy... I got so mad, I’m like WTF
She should have dinner ready, sex whenever you want,
you shouldn’t be buying hotdogs, she should’ve fixed you a lunch
He’s like, yeah, right...Uh...yeah
I’m old school, these stupid bitches and their ***** hats
We were both laughing
My brother works for a major utility company
He works alot of overtime and makes over $200,000 a year
After my nephew was born, some 12 years ago
I got a call one night from my sister in law
She was complaining to me about my brother sleeping
instead of sitting up with her during the night
while she was feeding the baby
WHAT?!...I went off on her
YOU BREASTFEED, HE HAS TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING
YOUR A MOTHER NOW, YOU SLEEP WHEN THE BABY SLEEPS
YOU DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND GO TO WORK
YOUR JOB IS TAKING CARE OF THE 3 OF YOUS
HIS JOB IS PROVIDING FOR THE 3 OF YOUS
