House sales rise

[Zander]

Breaking news!!!!! Breaking news!!!!breaking news!!!!! Breaking news!!!!Breaking news!!!!! Breaking news!!!!Breaking news!!!!! Breaking news!!!!

Washington DC (cnnmoney.com) --In a stunning display of willful ignorance and chutzpah, the Obama administration declared today that a "house of cards" is now actually a home. Said Obama, "A house of cards provides shelter, therefore it is a HOME. The notion the shelter is not a "home" is inherently racist. Going forward all sales of playing cards nationally will be counted towards home sales". Obamabots across the nation celebrated by gulping massive quantities of Kool-Aid.

 

[Neubarth]

As you know if you looked at the numbers, houses sales are in the toilet.

 

[Mr. H.]

Looks like an A-frame high rise.

 

[Hum Dinger]

One good hurricane and there really isn't very much difference.