Horrible student rejected by college!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a widely expected outcome, a horrible student was rejected by a college on Monday.​

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The college’s decision to reject the student was unsurprising given his poor performance in such important subjects as science, math, history, and spelling.​

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Although the student was reportedly taking his rejection badly, a college spokesperson said that the news should have come as no surprise.​

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“He was told that he wasn’t getting in more than a month ago,” the spokesperson said. “This was just a formality.”​

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Having failed to get accepted by the college, the student is expected to live at home and take a job in a business started by his dad.​

Horrible Student Rejected by College

The decision was unsurprising, given the student’s poor performance in such important subjects as science, math, history, and spelling.

www.newyorker.com

 

[miketx]

If the guy had any luck at all he could grow up to be president.

 

[DrLove]

If the guy had any luck at all he could grow up to be president.

Sure, an impeached one-termer who will be chronicled by historians as THE worse.

 

[TNHarley]

I dont get it
whats political about it

 

[DrLove]

I dont get it
whats political about it

Stay out of the Satire forum. We know some of you don't get it.

 

[miketx]

If the guy had any luck at all he could grow up to be president.

Sure, an impeached one-termer who will be chronicled by historians as THE worse.

If history isn't completely erased by you scum, you will be remembered for that.

 

[TNHarley]

I dont get it
whats political about it

Stay out of the Satire forum. We know some of you don't get it.

so you dont get it either

 

[miketx]

I dont get it
whats political about it

It's just more leftist hate on Trump.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

If the guy had any luck at all he could grow up to be president.

Lovey posts these like he believes them.

 

[TNHarley]

I dont get it
whats political about it

It's just more leftist hate on Trump.

Trump? He got a degree from an ivy league school
What a stupid thread.

 

[miketx]

I dont get it
whats political about it

It's just more leftist hate on Trump.

Trump? He got a degree from an ivy league school
What a stupid thread.

Actually the leftist scum who wrote it are trying to be funny and implying that he was rejected by the electoral college because he doesn't believe in science, math, or any other things the leftist shit stains claim. I didn't even click the link as knowing how the foul scum work, it was obvious what it was.

 

[TNHarley]

I dont get it
whats political about it

It's just more leftist hate on Trump.

Trump? He got a degree from an ivy league school
What a stupid thread.

Actually the leftist scum who wrote are trying to be funny and implying that he was rejected by the electoral college because he doesn't believe in science, math, or any other things the leftist shit stains claim. I didn't even click the link as knowing how the foul scum work, it was obvious what it was.

ahhh thanks
Still is stupid. Could have been a good joke but statists are not known for humor