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The Trump administration, aka Hitler, announced on Friday that it will rescind more than $400 million in federal grants to Columbia University, citing concerns over rising antisemitism on campus and the school's failure to address it. "Vee vill stop zee Jew hatred on these college campuses!" yelled Trump. "Vee vill also demand zee peace with Russia and zee Ukraine like vee made peace with Israel and her Arab neighbors during our first administration."
"I just don't get it", said Jack Trapper with CNN. "This fascist monster who goes by the name Trump is a power-hungry maniac that constantly acts without Congress. What's next, a balanced budget by Executive Order? Will he save more babies from infanticide like he did when he overturned Roe? He has to be stopped buy how?"
"Here's what we do!", screamed Al Green. "Hows about another Pandemic? Get China on the phone! Their bird flu thingy ain't cutt'in it!! The only good from it is that the systemically racist voters in America can't afford eggs anymore".
No word yet on how many federal judges will sue Trump to stop him from students being able to sing, "Gas the Jews" around college campuses around the US. All we know is that it is unconstitutional.
