"Crooked Hillary was taking lessons on how to be more likeable.
'this could mean votes. voters make decisions, even unconsciously, on how likeable a politician looks' Horny Bill bellowed.
accustomed as she was to being treated like royalty, Crooked Hillary asked the management of Trump Tower to give her exclusive use of one of its elevators. the management refused. she had to share an elevator with the Tower's other billionaire peons.
'sometimes they're helpful, but other times they're full of shit' crooked hillary said of her likeability coaches.
the truth was, Crooked Hillary did not take kindly to constant criticism. it made her defensive and angry. which was her default expression when she spoke in public. which was her problem to begin with.
when one of Crooked Hillary's friends noticed a video camera standing in the corner, she asked her what it was for. "speech practice. my coaches tell me i'm supposed to pretend when i speak. pretend that i actually like the audience. i'm supposed to force myself to keep a smile on my face. supposed to think happy thoughts. think of chelsea or charlotte or my mother. but not about [Horny] Bill [Clinton], because even though i love him a lot he makes me tear my hear out!""