Annie
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- Nov 22, 2003
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Just received this e-mail. I don't know why people would think I'd find this amusing? 
I wonder why people keep picking on poor Hillary. "Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want
to sleep with an intern."
- Craig Kilborn
"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what
it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting
married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and
wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced
that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the
President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly
disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a
two-impeachment family."
- David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her
new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties
she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture
was the same."
- Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking
his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a
promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
- Craig Kilborn
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in
America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with It."
- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New
York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible.
You know, the one with only seven commandments."
- David Letterman
I wonder why people keep picking on poor Hillary. "Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want
to sleep with an intern."
- Craig Kilborn
"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what
it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting
married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and
wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced
that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the
President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly
disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a
two-impeachment family."
- David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her
new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties
she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture
was the same."
- Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking
his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a
promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
- Craig Kilborn
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in
America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with It."
- Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New
York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible.
You know, the one with only seven commandments."
- David Letterman
