Relax, bro.
That's not our real problem. You see, this whole thing, Trump, Killary, Obama, the MSM. They're just trying to distract us from the real threat. Alien rays from space. We knew that it was aliens that created the pyramids, but the pyramids were only part of the puzzle.
The pyramids act as a guiding rod to earth from the alien space ship hiding behind the dark side of the moon. Every once in a while, preparing for their ritual, they come down to earth and create ominous messages in our corn fields and abduct our cows for lactose experiments and bovine rape.
Then, in the year 2021, at the end of Trump's first term, the aliens will come from behind the moon and hit us with rays so powerful that they can only be powered by means alien to our planet. They will penetrate our suborbital lobes and indoctrinate us into voting for Elizabeth Warren who will then try to destroy our coal industry so that our toxic atmosphere is no longer an obstacle to their ultimate goal -- eating our brains. Our brains are a delicacy to their alien species, and bovine rape victims are a pricy commodity on their home planet.
Now, with the 'climate change' lies, they will try to clean our atmosphere so that it is much more hospitable to these alien species which are so susceptible and sensitive to the CO2 in our atmosphere. When they have finally managed to pierce our atmosphere en masse with no fear of these toxic gases, they will be able to enslave our species and harvest our brains for their giant multi-celestial corporate empire.
The only way we can prevent this indoctrination is by stubborny, in spite of these alien efforts, to vote for Donald J. Trump and wearing the appropriate head protection gear to help shield us from their powerful rays.
