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There are hundreds of thousands Brits that visit Florida every year.Don't know why they go all the way to Florida when there's a Disney near Paris France.Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!
So where do I hang my hat?
Could you please warn your fellow Brits? We get a shitload of them here in Central Florida every year to visit Disney. They really screw up the roads.
Don't say you don't learn anything going to Orlando. I asked a mate of mine who isn't the sharpest tool in the box "What is the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?"
Quick as a flash he said - "their teeth!"
It took me years of watching National Geographic Wild to learn that but he picked it up on a trip to Disney.
As I've said for reasons already stated I will not be visiting the U.S but even if the gun etc situation totally changed I would definately not visit Floria!
Did you know there are 10,000 Burmese Pythons on the loose in Florida?
Apparently the result of escaped exotic pets - what the fuck are their cages made of? - straw!
I have no desire to have one of those 20ft beasts wrapped around my neck!
You are right, Florida has gators and guns and Rednecks and Crackers and humidity and heat and hurricanes and grove rats and nobody from "upnorth" or Eurotrashland should ever come here. Snakes, did I mention snakes?