Hey Gunny -

[dilloduck]

anything followed by an angel with a halo is bullshit---i already figured that one out.

you are the most intelligent, sexiest, most desirable and sensible man on the planet, ducky. most amazing sense of humor too.

xxxx xxx

 

[Phoenix]

WTF? I think you'll find looks are actually everything.... unless you have a few extra miles and leaking fluids. Then, maybe, not so much.

You can't discount the miles but sometimes they're just highway miles and it's not so bad.

The leaking fluids on the other hand ... are mostly bad. Except when they're not.

 

[Phoenix]

xxxx xxx

You got a good steak and chocolate for me, ducky?

 

[xsited1]

anything followed by an angel with a halo is bullshit---i already figured that one out.

you are the most intelligent, sexiest, most desirable and sensible man on the planet, ducky. most amazing sense of humor too.

xxxx xxx

But Dillo has a lot of miles and leaks fluids, but don't tell anybody.

 

[Phoenix]

But Dillo has a lot of miles and leaks fluids, but don't tell anybody.

Yeah, but he's rich, so it doesn't matter.

 

[Phoenix]

I derailed my own thread.

 

[strollingbones]

oooooooooo i thought the leaky explorer was your pet name for gunny....my bad

 

[Grace]

But Dillo has a lot of miles and leaks fluids, but don't tell anybody.

Yeah, but he's rich, so it doesn't matter.

Uh, yeah it does.

 

[JBeukema]

I'm getting rid of my sweet Exploder very soon, since I'm getting a new ride.

Since you were so jealous of my ride, thought I'd give you first stab at it before I put it on e-bay or set it out on the curb.

Now, it's got a few more miles on it and is leaking lots of fluids but still gets you where you want to go.

Interested?

He already got a new one. It's a bit older, but it's a smoother ride and doesn't require as much maintenance; it goes faster, stops on a dime, the engine has superior lubrication and cooling, and the contract doesn't have so many dependent clauses.

 

[JBeukema]

My Exploder has a few more miles on it and leaks lotsa fluids. Period.

If it looks beat down and leaks fluid before you try to start it, it might be time to see a technician.

 

[Phoenix]

He already got a new one. It's a bit older, but it's a smoother ride and doesn't require as much maintenance; it goes faster, stops on a dime, the engine has superior lubrication and cooling, and the contract doesn't have so many dependent clauses.

Other than the lack of dependent clauses, you're not even in the ballpark, JB.

If you had done the proper research you would already know that. Slacker.

 

[JBeukema]

Nobody is bashing gunny, even if he does have a lot of miles and is leaking fluids.

Ummmm ... he does have a few miles on him, one would expect but I dunno about him leaking fluids ...

I hear his is a decent ride, but it can be slow to start and doesn't do so well in the humidity.

 

[JBeukema]

He already got a new one. It's a bit older, but it's a smoother ride and doesn't require as much maintenance; it goes faster, stops on a dime, the engine has superior lubrication and cooling, and the contract doesn't have so many dependent clauses.

Other than the lack of dependent clauses, you're not even in the ballpark, JB.

If you had done the proper research you would already know that. Slacker.

Are you saying carfax in an unreliable source?

 

[JBeukema]

I don't know whether Gunny could keep up with the exploder, Phoe. I hear there was a reason he opted for something with a less sensitive accelerator.

Plus, it's a classic and has more style

 

[Phoenix]

Are you saying carfax in an unreliable source?

You researched both both rides?

 

[JBeukema]

damn yall dont get dry humor do you
i know no one is bashing gunny....it was a joke response to why are you people here...

Sorry, bones. Blame it on lack of sleep, along with a few other things.

Fatigue on engine pistons

?

 

[JBeukema]

Are you saying carfax in an unreliable source?

You researched both both rides?

A wise buyer always shops around

 

[JBeukema]

hey i came to see who was bashing gunny for what and if i could get a few mean asides in....now why are you here again?

Nobody's bashing Gunny, Bones.

I'm here because I started the thread.

I'm here because you started this thread. I'm pissed because it should be entitled 'Hey CG'. I'm jealous now.

You Phoe to take you for a joyride in her exploder?

 

[Phoenix]

A wise buyer always shops around

True dat.

Gotta take a test drive or two as well. You never know if it's a lemon unless you drive it a bit.

 

[JBeukema]

But Dillo has a lot of miles and leaks fluids, but don't tell anybody.

Yeah, but he's rich, so it doesn't matter.

Uh, yeah it does.

Nah, when he kicks the bucket, she can get a newer model with a bigger engine and better performance.