Here's your sign!

[The Irish Ram]

Your new sign, thanks to NASA:

Here are the brand-new astrological dates and signs, if you can bear to look.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11

Pisces: March 11 to April 18

Aries: April 18 to May 13

Taurus: May 13 to June 21

Gemini: June 21 to July 20

Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20

Once an Ophiuchus always an Ophiuchus, I guess.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

And liberals think Donald Trump can't find 25% of federal workers to layoff?

 

[Mousterian]

You mean I'm not who I thought I was? Now I feel like Major Major! AAARGH!!!

 

[JoeMoma]

Your new sign, thanks to NASA:

Here are the brand-new astrological dates and signs, if you can bear to look.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11

Pisces: March 11 to April 18

Aries: April 18 to May 13

Taurus: May 13 to June 21

Gemini: June 21 to July 20

Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20

Once an Ophiuchus always an Ophiuchus, I guess.

Damn! I'm a Virgo now......but why is the interval for Virgos longer than the others.....nearly a month and a half long?

 

[Two Thumbs]

I knew everything was about a month off years ago.

kinda surprised this is newsish.

but it's nice to see my tax dollars hard at work on something so important.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Your new sign, thanks to NASA:

Here are the brand-new astrological dates and signs, if you can bear to look.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11

Pisces: March 11 to April 18

Aries: April 18 to May 13

Taurus: May 13 to June 21

Gemini: June 21 to July 20

Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20

Once an Ophiuchus always an Ophiuchus, I guess.

Mine stays the same, my whole family changes. Haha. An ex was born December 1st, I need to tell them at some point that they've gone weird.

 

[Snouter]

I always felt like an Aquarius now I am Sagittarius? Pretty makes the horoscope and birth love signs meaningless. Gotta edit my Match dot com profile to include all signs.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Your new sign, thanks to NASA:

Here are the brand-new astrological dates and signs, if you can bear to look.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11

Pisces: March 11 to April 18

Aries: April 18 to May 13

Taurus: May 13 to June 21

Gemini: June 21 to July 20

Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20

Once an Ophiuchus always an Ophiuchus, I guess.

Oh no.

Not happening.

Born a Sagittarian, always a Sagittarian.

 

[JoeMoma]

Your new sign, thanks to NASA:

Here are the brand-new astrological dates and signs, if you can bear to look.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 to Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 to March 11

Pisces: March 11 to April 18

Aries: April 18 to May 13

Taurus: May 13 to June 21

Gemini: June 21 to July 20

Cancer: July 20 to Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 to Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 to Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 to Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 to Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 to Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 to Jan. 20

Once an Ophiuchus always an Ophiuchus, I guess.

Oh no.

Not happening.

Born a Sagittarian, always a Sagittarian.

Good point... we all should be grandfathered in. This can be used for people born after today.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

They changed me to Taurus. That's okay, because we (former) Geminis don't believe in Asttrology.