Hello from England

[Midnight Marauder]

Are you the Colin from England I know who works for Jelsoft?

Either way, welcome to USMB.

 

[Colin]

o your better looking than boot? tell me....all about you....

(boot stop me if he is under 30?)

Under 30! You kidding me! He's my late father's younger brother!

He's put up some info on his profile page, including a pic. Smarmy bastard!

Hah! Finally I have managed to do something that you can't!

 

[Colin]

he is a wee bit clean cut for my tastes...and he needs to make the women stop pulling on his ears ....

When it comes to women it appears to be more like 'ear today, gone tomorrow'!

 

[Colin]

Hello from England

A very special welcome! It's not everyday you get to meet someone for whom a famous medical procedure is named. In your case, the Colonoscopy.

Absolutely! But I put that behind me many years ago.

 

[Colin]

Are you the Colin from England I know who works for Jelsoft?

Either way, welcome to USMB.

No. I'm the other one.

 

[random3434]

Welcome Colin!

I hope you can tell funny jokes like your pal Bootneck, he was voted, "Most funny person of the USMB" a few months back. That's a lot to live up to!


I'll be waiting for your first joke thread............................





{He loves the blonde jokes btw............... }

 

[Colin]

Welcome Colin!

I hope you can tell funny jokes like your pal Bootneck, he was voted, "Most funny person of the USMB" a few months back. That's a lot to live up to!


I'll be waiting for your first joke thread............................





{He loves the blonde jokes btw............... }

I used to be a very good Joke teller...until I got married.

I married Way Too Young.

She was a Chinese girl and never got the end lines.

 

[PixieStix]

Hey Colin! How's it goin. Welcome to America

 

[strollingbones]

okay i am thinking maybe the brits dont get the pulling of the ears joke?

 

[Bootneck]

okay i am thinking maybe the brits dont get the pulling of the ears joke?

You going to tell us then Bones?

 

[Annie]

o your better looking than boot? tell me....all about you....

(boot stop me if he is under 30?)

Under 30! You kidding me! He's my late father's younger brother!

He's put up some info on his profile page, including a pic. Smarmy bastard!

Ohhh, a bootneck relative close in age to me? Damn!

 

[Modbert]

Welcome Colin, hope you enjoy your stay here at USMB.

 

[random3434]

o your better looking than boot? tell me....all about you....

(boot stop me if he is under 30?)

Under 30! You kidding me! He's my late father's younger brother!

He's put up some info on his profile page, including a pic. Smarmy bastard!

Ohhh, a bootneck relative close in age to me? Damn!

And he's such a sweetie, and funny as Bootneck is!

 

[Annie]

Under 30! You kidding me! He's my late father's younger brother!

He's put up some info on his profile page, including a pic. Smarmy bastard!

Ohhh, a bootneck relative close in age to me? Damn!

And he's such a sweetie, and funny as Bootneck is!

Ok, fix us up. That's an order!

 

[xotoxi]

OMG!

The British are coming! The British are coming!

One if by land, two if by sea.

Three if by internet.

 

[asaratis]

okay i am thinking maybe the brits dont get the pulling of the ears joke?

Never tell a brit a joke on Saturday night...he'll laugh at it in church.


s---l---o---w D---I---A---L U---P---!!!!!!

, Colin.

 

[Babshoewab]

Welcome

 

[JakeStarkey]

Hi, My name is Colin. I'm here at the invitation of my best friend and close family relative, Bootneck. I spend a lot of time down here in Plymouth and share Bootneck's off-base accommodation when I visit. That is why I'm posting this on a computer in a local Internet cafe. My laptop is broken and he's hogging the computer! I shall see you all in the forums...eventually.

Regards
Colin

. . . and have a lot of fun here.