Have any of you ever just walked into a bar alone for the purposes of drinking?

[GLASNOST]

I want
Bourbon
I want
Scotch
I want
Beer.

[first words in English] You just got off the boat, huh?

 

[petro]

[first words in English] You just got off the boat, huh?

It's from a song you dumbfuck.

 

[sparky]

Yes, but one needs to understand the appeal of redneck bars having a cast of characters that's rather entertaining...... ~S~

 

[GLASNOST]

It's from a song you dumbfuck.

How should I know that you dumbvirgin?

 

[Concerned American]

All the time in my drinking days. Working night shift you would get off after stores could sell alcohol but a few bars would still be open. Heck made friends with the owners and got to stay past closing time and throw back a couple with the staff after hours on a few occasions. I wasn’t there to meet someone. I wasn’t there to socialize with strangers. I was there to toss back some cold ones and forget about the shitty day I had.

I worked in a factory and the shift ended at midnight. A group of us would go to one of a number of bars in the area. Drank virtually for free because the owners and bartenders knew us and it was a hedge on safety for the female bartenders. It could get sketchy for them when someone shady was the only there at closing time. The after hours thing happened on a few occasions, but not often.

 

[Blaster]

Most of the women you meet at bars are only good for a one night stand.

 

[Concerned American]

Most of the women you meet at bars are only good for a one night stand.

What's your point? LOL

 

[whitehall]

Why else would you walk into a bar?

 

[App'z]

When you walk into a Bar never test the depth with both feet first.
Never let It be known that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others in the Bar.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help in a Bar.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments, then go to the Bar.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else in the Bar.
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The not do Rules of being in the Bar.
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either; just Get Out Of
My way and leave me alone!

 

[sparky]

A guy walks into a bar....... ~S~

 

[App'z]

A Blind Guy decides to fly to Texas. He gets on the plane, feels the seats and says, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answers, "Everything is big in Texas." When the plane lands in Texas, he decides to visit the Airport Bar. The Blind gent orders a beer and has a mug placed between his hands. He exclaims, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replies, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asks the bartender where is the mens room? The bartender replies, "Second door to the right." The blind dude heads for the bathroom, but accidentally trips and passes the second door. Instead, he enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, thus falling into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man screams, "Don't flush it, don't flush it!"
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[Michelle420]

In the "good old days" this often signaled someone looking to perhaps meet someone who is doing the same.

This generation definitely does NOT do this but I was reading an article about how they yearn for this as opposed to "swiping left" etc. I'm not sure my generation did much either though it did happen I'm sure.

What say you?

Have any of you ever just walked into a bar alone for the purposes of drinking?​

My answer NO! I always drank alone at home much cheaper and I got more alcohol.

 

[App'z]

Sometimes a really great idea is so good when going into a Bar. But then things turn!

 

[sparky]

Most of the women you meet at bars are only good for a one night stand.

and this is bad how Blaster?

allow me to forgo my kiss n tell ascii ethics momentarily

real women LIKE men

back in my day (do i sound pathetic yet?) my old roomie and i would go to gay bars together , posing as a couple

the single women never took us as a threat (because a**hole men in single bars often are) , which made us approachable......

my roomie often was escorted out by women looking to save him (gawd bless 'em!)

yes it was all disingenuous as h*ll, but i played the part for his sake, even to the point of being consoled by others as i sat alone at the bar

i should have been an actor..... ~S~

 

[Lord-Humungus]

A guy walks into a bar....... ~S~

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes from childhood

Hellen Keller walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair…