rightwinger
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If you say “Happy Festivus” to someone today and they reply “Merry Christmas”
Slap the snot out of them
We will not tolerate a War on Festivus
Happy Festivus to all
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If you say “Happy Festivus” to someone today and they reply “Merry Christmas”
Slap the snot out of them
We will not tolerate a War on Festivus
iamwhatiseem
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"And now!... it is time for the airing of the grievances! I have a lot of problems with you people!!"
iamwhatiseem
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"George!... festivus is not over until you pin me to the ground!... Let's go!!
"Oh... God"
"Oh... God"
All my Christmas cards this year had Frank Costanza on the front and said "Festivus for the rest of us" The Seinfeld show has their own greeting cards.
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Merry Christmas you filthy animal
rightwinger
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In honor of Festivus, a contribution has been made in each of your names to…….The Human Fund
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I hope we get nuked for christmas.
iamwhatiseem
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I'm going to pull a Whatley!
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rightwinger
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That would ruin Santa’s Birthday
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Today is the celebration of Festivus
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
Christians will have their day on the 25th.
I don’t want to see any of that “Merry Christmas” crap on our holiday.
I am Smarter than rightwinger because my grievances are:
Diversity = Less for white straight men
Trans = Make Believe
Southern Border = Not secure
Maybe we should do Opposite Day next?
Diversity = Less for white straight men
Trans = Make Believe
Southern Border = Not secure
Maybe we should do Opposite Day next?
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Merry ******* Christmas.
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Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!!
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You are just trolling Christians. You get a gold star.
rightwinger
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Christians think the season is all about them
Festivus is one day……stop trying to steal it
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I am not trying to steal anything. That is up your alley, not mine.
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No Soup FOR YOU!
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I never really was a fan of soup. I don't want to search through dirty, salty water to find the good stuff.
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