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Happy Birthday LoneLaugher!
Here is a Heineken Birthday Cake for you.
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I have received the following gifts.
Handmade coasters with photos of my kids on them.
A bottle of Crown Royal.
A 5 litre mini keg of Heineken.
A dozen cigars.
A snazzy cigar cutter and lighter set.
A large jar of gourmet bleu-cheese stuffed olives.
You think my family is trying to tell me something?
Thanks for the kind words, everyone.
I have received the following gifts.
Handmade coasters with photos of my kids on them.
A bottle of Crown Royal.
A 5 litre mini keg of Heineken.
A dozen cigars.
A snazzy cigar cutter and lighter set.
A large jar of gourmet bleu-cheese stuffed olives.
You think my family is trying to tell me something?
Thanks for the kind words, everyone.
Get wasted, smoke, and eat...sounds like they love you! ♥Birthday Sex!!
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Fewer excuses thoughBirthday Sex!!
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Is just as good as non-birthday sex.