Hamas laments day of terror

[Votto]

After the attacks on Israel leaving over a thousand people dead, including the beheading of babies, Hamas leader Mohammad the Butcher said, "I have to say, I'm disappointed with the Day of Terror planned yesterday. I mean, only a few dozen elderly women murdered? Really? Was everyone just tired after the slaughter? This is a real Debbie Downer. Not one baby beheaded?"

Planned Parenthood spokesman says that they had killed over a hundred thousand worldwide on the planned day of jihad, saying, "We stand in solidarity with Hamas as we murdered the offspring of systemically racist and Jew loving people all over the world, so I beg to differ."

 

[mamooth]

Poor Votto. At this stage, he only serves as an example of how fanatical cult devotion leads to self-lobotomization.