Halloween Candy Support Group

[ChristisKing]

Hello, my name is April and I'm a chocoholic. Leo123 said that I could eat some Halloween candy now, but I figure the more candy I save, the more I can have later for Halloween and I only have a couple more weeks to wait. The only problem is that the spooky castle walls seems to be closing in on me. It seems like I keep hallucinating Jack-O-Lanterns stuffing candy bars inside their mouths,.. AHHHH!!!! I don't know if I can make it!!! This is basically what I look like right now:

 

[Confederate Soldier]

I don't know when candy lost its appeal to me, but it did. I like Skittles, and Sour Patch Kids, but honestly, give me a fresh baked cookie and I'll be happier.

 

[Auld Phart]

Hello, my name is April and I'm a chocoholic. Leo123 said that I could eat some Halloween candy now, but I figure the more candy I save, the more I can have later for Halloween and I only have a couple more weeks to wait. The only problem is that the spooky castle walls seems to be closing in on me. It seems like I keep hallucinating Jack-O-Lanterns stuffing candy bars inside their mouths,.. AHHHH!!!! I don't know if I can make it!!! This is basically what I look like right now:



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when they wrote that song, they were referring to this Candy



(CANDY JOHNSON)

 

[ChristisKing]

I don't know when candy lost its appeal to me, but it did. I like Skittles, and Sour Patch Kids, but honestly, give me a fresh baked cookie and I'll be happier.

Well to each their own, but I guess there's both pros and cons of being way too old for trick-or-treating. (At least real trick-or-treating, not virtual hehe. ) On one hand you don't have to do the work to get it all you have to do is buy it, but on the other hand it's just sitting there waiting for you to eat it.

 

[ChristisKing]

when they wrote that song, they were referring to this Candy



(CANDY JOHNSON)

I know, but it turned into having two meanings lol

 

[Canon Shooter]

I'm with Confederate Soldier on this one. With the exception of the rare Payday bar, I don't eat candy.

I'll flat-out **** up a stack of fresh-baked oatmeal raisin cookies, though...

 

[Muhammed]

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That tune sounds quite familiar.

 

[Muhammed]

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Reminds me of the look on my daughters face one day.

Concerned Father: Honey, we all love our pets, especially kitty cats. They are just so cute and cuddly. But I'm concerned that you are spending way too much time with your cat.

Daughter: Say what MFer? MEOW!

Concerned Father leaves the room. Tells mom to deal with her.

 

[martybegan]

I have to admit it.....I actually like Candy Corn.

Help me.

 

[ChristisKing]

I have to admit it.....I actually like Candy Corn.

Help me.

More than chocolate? You're right, you do need help lol

 

[martybegan]

More than chocolate? You're right, you do need help lol

Not more than chocolate, although I do also have a weakness for jellybeans and those 100% sugar orange slice things.

 

[ChristisKing]

I think that Take 5's are the best when it comes to candy.

 

[Leo123]

Happy Halloween!! Now, don't touch!!!

 

[ChristisKing]

Happy Halloween!! Now, don't touch!!!

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Why do you enjoy torturing me so?

 

[BULLDOG]

I think that Take 5's are the best when it comes to candy.

Take 5 is a candy too?

 

[ChristisKing]

 

[Leo123]

Why do you enjoy torturing me so?

Actually I'm torturing myself, I love chocolate truffles.

 

[ChristisKing]

Actually I'm torturing myself, I love chocolate truffles.

Who doesn't? I think this would make a really great meme btw,...


Uptight Christians: Halloween is Satanic and evil, Jesus would HATE it!!

Jesus: *Pops a Snickers inside His mouth* I'm sorry, did you say something?

Uptight Christians: *Surprised Pikachu face*

 

[Muhammed]

 

[ChristisKing]

Has anybody heard of this? It looks pretty cool, but it has to get empty eventually. I wonder how it works.

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