Well Mr. Morality, you done missed out on all the good old 60's hippie/biker redneck fun we had back in the Woodstock days. Lived a sheltered life, have you? I guess your folks wouldn't let you out of the house without parental supervision, eh?
I once saw a girl in the Height-Asbury district of San Francisco tripping so high she jumped up on some guy and started dry-******* him right there on the street in broad daylight. The 60's were a virtual fuckfest, son.
You didn't even have to ask permission, all you had to say was "let's ****."