NRA members walking into drumpf speech:
"Are you packin'? 'Cuz I brought my 9mm with the laser site. I'll bet drumpf will want to see it!"
"Hell yes I'm carrying, my favorite .357 and in my boot I have my .38 for 'personal encounters'".
"I heard that, hooooweee this is gonna be the shit! You think he's gonna hold a musket over his head like Heston did? I'll bet he does!"
"He better, there's nothin' better'n showin' Kim Jong Un our muskets! He'll be shakin' in his boots boy!"
"Ok here's the door, here we go!"
Guard at the door: "Hey no guns allowed inside, this is a gun-free zone."
"Oh yes sir sorry sir. Here are my guns where do we put them? In that..."
Guard: "Stop your crying and dump them in that box, and if we see a gun in there it's your ass. Guantanamo for ten years. So just go in and keep your mouths shut, we aren't here for you, you are lucky enough to have drumpf here to talk to you so be glad he takes time from his busy schedule to meet with you rubes."
"Yes sir, sorry sir. Should we not look in his eyes sir? I usually just look at the floor anyway so I'll do that."
Guard: "You still talking? Shut up, go inside and stay quiet."
"Yes sir."
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