I can't think of a more fitting allegory to describe Trump than this story about one of his latest scams on his own MAGAt cultists. Obviously sensible people aren't going to be shelling out their hard earned cash on this mail order garbage....it's only the gullible ones, the same subset of people naive enough to fall for this guy's criminal bullshit in the first place.
In other words...suckers, fools, rubes. This greasy, smarmy felon laughs at these people daily as he rakes in their cash, and they never learn.
In every conceivable way this man's entire presidency is just a fake gold watch some fast talking con-man in a cheap, ill-fitting suit has sold these gullible fools from a car trunk in an alley, and all across America they are finally starting to understand this, but it's too late. They'll never get their money back.
“Wear it proudly on your wrist, and everyone will know exactly what it’s for, who it’s for, who it represents. It’s really gonna be something special. It’s for your favorite president,” said Trump. However, according to one purchaser on Trust Pilot, “The self winding feature is about as efficient as the GOP. This watch has no lifespan… brutal and disappointing like its namesake.”
A second review read, in part, “I plan to sue. This is a scam! On 30.01.25 I ordered a watch for 900$, at the time of ordering there was information that delivery will be in March… March is gone, April and May too…This is my worst experience with online shopping.” The merchandise is sold via GetTrumpWatches.
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