Greenland announces IKEA tanks sent to help defend country from Trump

[Votto]

In a bold move, the EU has sent IKEA tanks to be assembled in Greenland to help deter Trump's ambitions to take over the fledgling country............er um...........state.........................er um..........................island..........................er...........um.................the Denmark territory thingy.............or whatever the hell it is. Unfortunately, the assembled tanks are too small for adults to man them, so children have been drafted in their stead to operate the tanks, all 22 of them.

"Who says we need the United States for protection from adversaries around the world when we have the EU and IKEA to protect us!" said one Greenlander. "Those kids may not look all that scary" but wait till the throw a tantrum in the heat of battle. Those Yanks will never know what hit them! Besides, if Hamas can use children as human shields and still be respected around the world as a legitimate power, then why can't we?"

No word yet on whether IKEA will include the screwdriver and hammer and Allen wrench needed to assemble the tanks as well.

 

[Yarddog]

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In a bold move, the EU has sent IKEA tanks to be assembled in Greenland to help deter Trump's ambitions to take over the fledgling country............er um...........state.........................er um..........................island..........................er...........um.................the Denmark territory thingy.............or whatever the hell it is. Unfortunately, the assembled tanks are too small for adults to man them, so children have been drafted in their stead to operate the tanks, all 22 of them.

"Who says we need the United States for protection from adversaries around the world when we have the EU and IKEA to protect us!" said one Greenlander. "Those kids may not look all that scary" but wait till the throw a tantrum in the heat of battle. Those Yanks will never know what hit them! Besides, if Hamas can use children as human shields and still be respected around the world as a legitimate power, then why can't we?"

No word yet on whether IKEA will include the screwdriver and hammer and Allen wrench needed to assemble the tanks as well.

I have no doubt the resident Liberals here will fail to see the humor in this.

 

[Votto]

I have no doubt the resident Liberals here will fail to see the humor in this.

Yes, but do we care?

It's just how I cope is all.

 

[Yarddog]

Yes, but do we care?

It's just how I cope is all.

Do you know if IKEA makes land mines as well??

 

[toobfreak]

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In a bold move, the EU has sent IKEA tanks to be assembled in Greenland to help deter Trump's ambitions to take over the fledgling country.

Joe Biden has just pulled in to Nuuk, and has pledged to do his share to combat the evil Donald Trump.

 

[Votto]

Do you know if IKEA makes land mines as well??

Who the hell knows, the store is so damned big!

Give me a few days and I will let you know.

 

[Cellblock2429]

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In a bold move, the EU has sent IKEA tanks to be assembled in Greenland to help deter Trump's ambitions to take over the fledgling country............er um...........state.........................er um..........................island..........................er...........um.................the Denmark territory thingy.............or whatever the hell it is. Unfortunately, the assembled tanks are too small for adults to man them, so children have been drafted in their stead to operate the tanks, all 22 of them.

"Who says we need the United States for protection from adversaries around the world when we have the EU and IKEA to protect us!" said one Greenlander. "Those kids may not look all that scary" but wait till the throw a tantrum in the heat of battle. Those Yanks will never know what hit them! Besides, if Hamas can use children as human shields and still be respected around the world as a legitimate power, then why can't we?"

No word yet on whether IKEA will include the screwdriver and hammer and Allen wrench needed to assemble the tanks as well.

/-----/ Actually, not a bad idea. US troops won't fire on children. But I'm not sure what the cannons are loaded with.