Gore to Star in Brokeback Mountain Sequel Alone(satire)

[Stephanie]

This site is very funny!
http://www.scrappleface.com/

Gore to Star in Brokeback Mountain Sequel…Alone
by Scott Ott

(2006-01-17) — Former Vice President Al Gore, who won the popular vote in the 2000 presidential election, yesterday made another in a series of speeches condemning the man he beat, President George Bush, and made a surprise announcement that he would add movie acting to his already diverse resume.

Mr. Gore told a tri-partisan gathering of political activists that he’s been cast in the lead role of Ang Lee’s sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain’, the Golden Globe-winning cowboy adultery story.

An unnamed spokesman for Mr. Lee said the film, ‘Brokerecord Mountain’, “will tell the heartbreaking story of a man’s love for the sound of his own voice, and his futile crusade to convince others to love it as well.”

So far, no one else has been cast for the movie, according to the source, adding that “perhaps we shouldn’t have announced the deal with Al Gore until we got the rest of the actors under contract :clap1:

 

[GotZoom]

I heard that Al Gore invented homosexuality.

And the movie theater.

And sheep.

 

[Abbey Normal]

I heard that Al Gore invented homosexuality.

And the movie theater.

And sheep.

And cheese.


(I know, that was apropos of nothing. Neither is Al these days ).

 

[Kagom]

Al Gore gained all the weight Clinton managed to lose.

























Al Gore invented libido.

 

[archangel]

Al Gore gained all the weight Clinton managed to lose.


Bill only lost his due to the Triple bi-pass surgery...when Al gets his he will claim to have invented it! Triple bi-pass that is... don't think he will claim heart attacks...then again maybe his ego will allow for it!

 

[dilloduck]

Someone needs to invent a recording medium that will not detect this idiots image or voice.

 

[no1tovote4]

Al Gore invented libido.

No, he took the initiative in creating libido! Big difference....

 

[MissileMan]

I heard he got the idea when someone told him to "go f**k himself".