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Don't harsh my zen, Jen!
This one is real, the rest don't have to be.

Good news: Work gave my sister two pounds of chocolate for Christmas!

Bad news: She's diabetic.

Well, it's the thought that counts, right sis?

.... Sis?

SIS!!! Somebody call 911!!!!!
 
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Good News: A man just got a free all you can eat pass at the Mexican Buffett
Bad News: The toilet'a broken
 
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Good News: A man just won the lottery and picked a yearly payout
Bad News: He is about to die
 

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Nothing funny, but I am glad the Mrs. found some part time work. The extra $600/month will help big time. But she'll burn $80 in gas just getting to and from the job each month.
 
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Nothing funny, but I am glad the Mrs. found some part time work. The extra $600/month will help big time. But she'll burn $80 in gas just getting to and from the job each month.
Good News: I just got a new truck!
Bad News: It broke down halfway home

That is a true story from a year ago
 

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Good news: Mrs. Jughead has agreed to make me my favorite meal, everything that is in the refrigerator.
Bad news: My cousin Souphead came by earlier and cleaned out the fridge!
 

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I live in a place where all hope dies but at least
Drill sergeant walks into a barracks and yells... "I have good news and bad news men! The good news is that you can finally change your underwear! Now the bad news... Jim, you change with steve. Fred, you change with Dave. Mike, you change with...".
 
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