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Sandy73
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GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HE THIS IS FUNNY!!!
A graduate from LSU, a graduate from Tulane and a pig were in the hospital
waiting room,
each awaiting the birth of his first child. Suddenly, the lights went out.
Fortunately,
power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to
the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced.
"Despite the electrical
outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered.
However, since the lights
went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which first-born
belongs to whom.
The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the
winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed and the LSU grad won the drawing. He was
escorted into the delivery
room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time.
Finally,with head bowed, he
scooped up the pigle! t and headed for the door. "Sir, a re you quite certain
that you've made the
right choice," the nurse asked."No, I'm not," replied the Tiger grad. "But
I just couldn't run the
risk of ending up with the Tulane kid."
GO TIGERS!!!ONLY 26 more days till kickoff!!!!!!!!!
A graduate from LSU, a graduate from Tulane and a pig were in the hospital
waiting room,
each awaiting the birth of his first child. Suddenly, the lights went out.
Fortunately,
power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to
the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced.
"Despite the electrical
outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered.
However, since the lights
went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which first-born
belongs to whom.
The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the
winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed and the LSU grad won the drawing. He was
escorted into the delivery
room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time.
Finally,with head bowed, he
scooped up the pigle! t and headed for the door. "Sir, a re you quite certain
that you've made the
right choice," the nurse asked."No, I'm not," replied the Tiger grad. "But
I just couldn't run the
risk of ending up with the Tulane kid."
GO TIGERS!!!ONLY 26 more days till kickoff!!!!!!!!!
We will come out full force next game 
GEAUX TIGERS !! 
