Seriously!
When your fear of Trump conquers all and you fear for your very lifestyle, go piss in your socks.
It'll tell the world of your distress!
Wee-fi: urine-powered socks can send message in emergency
"It’s the perfect Christmas present for the person who has everything…except, perhaps, self-respect.
Scientists have invented a pair of high-tech socks which, when filled with urine, and activated by the wearer’s footsteps, produce enough power to send a message. So when nature calls, so will the socks.
Inventors at the University of the West of England in Bristol claim they could be used in an emergency to transmit a person’s coordinates, showing rescue teams that a person is alive and needing assistance (and, presumably, fresh socks."
Disclaimer: I do not sell soggy socks - but only because they won't wholesale them to me. I could make tens of thousands of Obamabucks off this one liberal-infested website all by itself!
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When your fear of Trump conquers all and you fear for your very lifestyle, go piss in your socks.
It'll tell the world of your distress!
Wee-fi: urine-powered socks can send message in emergency
"It’s the perfect Christmas present for the person who has everything…except, perhaps, self-respect.
Scientists have invented a pair of high-tech socks which, when filled with urine, and activated by the wearer’s footsteps, produce enough power to send a message. So when nature calls, so will the socks.
Inventors at the University of the West of England in Bristol claim they could be used in an emergency to transmit a person’s coordinates, showing rescue teams that a person is alive and needing assistance (and, presumably, fresh socks."
Disclaimer: I do not sell soggy socks - but only because they won't wholesale them to me. I could make tens of thousands of Obamabucks off this one liberal-infested website all by itself!
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