Give Mort a role in a Hollywood horror movie as gypsy villain

[Mortimer]

I need a crystal ball too though

 

[fncceo]

Would have to be in IMAX.

 

[Mortimer]

Would have to be in IMAX.

Today is alot of snow outside
I took a picture on the balcony with the snow in the background

The Witcher from Zanzibar and the snake charmer from Rajasthan

 

[Mortimer]

The Gypsy Witcher from Bucharesti

 

[Mortimer]

Would have to be in IMAX.

I think i could be the villain in a new indiana jones vs the gypsy witcher from bucharesti and his baby eating clan

 

[Harry Dresden]

were is luiza?....