German-researcher warns of alliance: Islamists & Nazis… like in the 1930s

[ShahdagMountains]

then you get the impression that there are only total nutcases and idiots left in the world.

What do you mean, “left”?

 

[zaangalewa]

What do you mean, “left”?

You are for example such an idiot who knows everything about anyone.



Two white stripes in the sky -
I feel my thoughts wandering away
From the phone call: So, what did I just say?
Oh, the surf is rising and the trade wind is blowing
And I'm lying off Madagascar
And the ocean is turquoise and crystal clear
A mere 5,000 miles from home
And I only have one thing on board:

Dark rum in a dented canister
And the children call me ‘Mister’
Or ‘le bon “ti vieux musicien allemand”
And I've still got a mark in my hand for each one
Like Ribbeck on Ribbeck in the South Sea island
Oh oui, Mai bion contentt

15 men are sitting on my crate
Among others on the guest list:
Dr von B., former auditor,
Once a member of the board of Glücksritter AG
He hasn't been jumping through the hoops for a long time either
No more suitcases and pinstripes
And Brother Balthasar from the red light bar
A converted missionary

Dark rum in a dented canister
And the children call me ‘Mister’
Or ‘le bon'ti vieux musicien allemand’
And I've still got a mark in my hand for every one
Like Ribbeck on Ribbeck in the South Sea island

I live in peace with all
Birds of paradise, geckos and jellyfish
So much beauty and light
Radiate from every face
That the anchor chain breaks to reality
All the problems I've ever had
I'll forget them in the hammock
And everything becomes simple and everything becomes easy
And what I have in goods is enough:

Dark rum in a dented canister
And the children call me ‘Mister’
Or ‘le bon ’ti vieux musicien allemand’
And I still have a mark in my hand for every one
Like Ribbeck on Ribbeck in the South Sea island
Oh oui, moi bien content!

I wear flower necklaces around my neck
I am happy and can no longer be saved
I've finally escaped civilisation
But my fax beeps and someone swears into the phone:
‘Hello, listen, you simpleton
Honestly man, you're ready for the island!
Sometimes I really don't think you're quite there anymore!’
And I sigh pensively: ‘Yes...’

Dark rum in a dented canister
And the children call me ‘Mister’
Or ‘le bon “ti vieux musicien allemand”
And I've still got a mark in my hand for each one
Like Ribbeck on Ribbeck in the South Sea island
Oh oui, Mai bion contentt



I think I must have been about twelve years old
And once again it was report day -
Only this time, I thought, the school building and the roof structure would collapse
When mine lay white and ugly before me!
But my hopes were by no means high -
I was a lazy dog and on top of that
Highly wilful, but still I would never have believed
To be such a total failure -
To be such a total failure!

‘So, now it's happened,’ I thought to myself, ’now it's all over -
Not even a D in religion!
Oh man, you better not come home with this report card
But at best to the foreign legion!’
I didn't show it to my parents and signed it for them
Nice and colourful, didn't look bad without showing off -
I might have been rubbish at German and biology
But I was always quite good at painting -
I've always been good at painting for that!

Of course, the magic came out the very next morning -
The forgery wasn't so skilful after all!
The headmaster came and took me out of class, snorting
So I stood there, alone, silent and dejected!
Then he sent for my parents and sat back
Full of self-righteousness, he was already enjoying
The slap on the wrist for the cheat, the miscreant
This forger of documents, their son -
This forger, their son!

My father took the certificate in his hand and looked at me
And said calmly: ‘As far as I am concerned
There is not the slightest trace of doubt about it
This is indeed my signature!’
My mum also said that yes, it was her signature
Scribbled, but you have to understand
That she was previously carrying two large, heavy shopping bags -
Then she said: ‘Come on, boy, let's go! -
Come on, boy, let's go!’

I lost many a long year on school desks
And learnt without contradiction before me
Names, tables, theories from behind and from the front -
That I didn't go completely stupid!
Only one lesson has stood out over the years
Just one, from the pile of ballast:
How good it feels to know that someone is giving you refuge
No matter what you've done wrong -
No matter what you've done!

I don't know if it was right for my parents to get me out of there.
Out of there - and where are the morals?
The smart ones argue, the know-it-alls fight -
I don't know and I don't care!
I only know one thing: I wish all the children in the world
And not least you, of course, my child
When things get dicey, when things go wrong, when the world falls apart
Parents who are made of this wood -
Parents who are cut from the same form!

 

[CowboyTed]

Rubberroom

Europeans are daft idiots like the US Right being led around by a bunch of Russia Trolls....

The Russian trolls aren't even trying anymore, they discovered that you can't use nuance with MAGA, they don't get it... Just tell them it is Democrats fault and you can tell them the moon is made of cheese...

 

[zaangalewa]

Rubberroom

Europeans are daft idiots like the US Right being led around by a bunch of Russia Trolls....

The Russian trolls aren't even trying anymore, they discovered that you can't use nuance with MAGA, they don't get it... Just tell them it is Democrats fault and you can tell them the moon is made of cheese...

I'm always impressed if someone knows the genius Gustav Theodor Fechner - but why do you speak such a nonsense if you know him? He showed with the scientific methods of his time in the 19th century that the moon is made of cheese (more exact made of iodine what was regarded as a kind of panacea for wounds in his time - later iodine was replaced with cheese). In this way he showed that the scientific methods had problems. It exists by the way also a serios reconstruction of a unicorn - what was made 400-500 years ago and seen as a clear scientific proof that unicorns really exist and that they are not “only” spiritual beings. The wrong - but scientific "correct" - resconstruction had happened because a skeleton of a horse and parts of the skeleton of a Narwale had been found in the same place. By the way: Do you know that an angry unicorn has two horns? No? I guess this shows that you are no European idiot but an US-American idiot at no high noon.

 

[ShahdagMountains]

This is probably the dumbest, most monumentally retarded speech crime case we have had here in Germany, which is really saying something.

As Apollo News are reporting, the public prosector’s office in Schweinfurt (Bavaria) have charged a woman for violating Section 86a of the German Criminal Code, which forbids the “use of symbols of unconstitutional and terrorist organisations.” This is the law you break if you display a swastika or throw up a Nazi salute in the Federal Republic. Except, the defendant in this case has not reproduced any Nazi symbols at all. Rather, she has merely published a video grab of the sitting German Health Minister Karl Lauterbach, as he raised his arm during much-lampooned remarks he gave in Magdeburg on 22 June 2022. The district court have already issued summary judgment in the form of a €3,500 fine, but the defendant has refused to accept this absurdity, and so a full trial has been scheduled for 12 May.

That might already sound dumb to you, dear reader, but it gets so much stupider. Our defendant reproduced Lauterbach’s image on this political poster …

 

[ShahdagMountains]

^
Lauterbach was actually throwing Romans in Magdeburg. Interpreting these images otherwise, as the Schweinfurt prosecutors do, reduces the extremely simple message to incoherence.

On the one hand, this is just more citizen intimidation by a legal apparatus that has been driven to the edges of sanity by years of recurring NGO-coordinated campaigns “against the right.” Never have Nazis been in such great demand and such short supply. On other hand, everybody involved in prosecuting cases like this can only be a flaming fucking moron. These are some of the stupidest cases the Federal Republic has ever seen, and every time you think you’ve finally hit the limit and that surely this is the dumbest speech case ever, a new even dumber one happens around the corner.