Funny facts

[ChrisL]

Just like the thread title says! Post some funny or ironic facts.

You are more likely to get bit by a person than a shark. Lol.

 

[ChrisL]

You are 38% more likely to be hit by lightning than shot by an active shooter.

 

[ChrisL]

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. Lots of skinny people around here I'll bet!

 

[tyroneweaver]

How many calories do I burn when I walk 18 holes and push the cart?

 

[ChrisL]

How many calories do I burn when I walk 18 holes and push the cart?

I don't know. Google it!

 

[OldLady]

How many calories do I burn when I walk 18 holes and push the cart?

You PUSH the cart?

 

[ChrisL]

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Probably smells better than Axe body spray.

 

[ChrisL]

The person who invented the frisbee was cremated and turned into frisbees after he died.

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[blastoff]

The dimocrats are self-immolating in Philly!

Hell no DNC, we won't vote for Hillary!

 

[ChrisL]

An average person's fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs!

 

[blastoff]

An average person's fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs!

Belongs in the Gross Facts thread!

 

[ChrisL]

An average person's fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs!

Belongs in the Gross Facts thread!

Well, I don't eat much fast food, so funny to me.

 

[ChrisL]

Dying is illegal in the House of Parliaments.

 

[norwegen]

Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.

 

[Alex.]

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ After what happened to their mom, I am not surprised.

God bless you and them always!!!

Holly

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[yiostheoy]

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Probably smells better than Axe body spray.

Lots of male mammals piss on themselves to attract females.

Why don't humans try that too ?!