Funniest Video you will see all day! What Obama admin calls a "Green Job." ROFL!

[The Rabbi]

I will give you a hint, bicycles and buses help with pollution, you know like less cars on the road?


People get mad over this crap is getting so old and annoying. Worry about something more important.

Hey porn acting is a green job too. People don't ahve to drive around. Just sit at home and get their rocks off.
Are you really this stupid?

 

[teapartysamurai]

Who was the official quizzing the hapless fool? Did a great job. We need more of them.

The Lefts entire being is to redefine things that most people can understand intuitively. Most people understand that a bunch of radical Muslims killing people is a terrorist act. But Obama wants to call it human generated catastrophes, or whatever his term was.
Most people understand that taking money you dont have and pouring it into shitty programs is called "waste and fraud." But Obama wants to call it "stimulus."
Most people understand "marriage" means a man and a woman get married and have a family. But Obama wants "marriage" to mean something else. Or at least he does this month. Next month, who knows?
So no shock that jobs that have been in existence for ages, bike shops,are now classed as "green" so he can make some stupid political point or other.

And no shock that we've already had a lib in here say I'm the one that stupid for laughing at this.

Why OF COURSE, those are "green jobs."

They help stop "pollution!"

Oh, yeah, that is REALLY going to assuage people angry about losing out jobs on the Keystone Pipeline.

The only jobs they may be able to get now are part-time jobs with lousy wages, that won't pay their bills, and won't feed their jobs, but AT LEAST, it will protect us from "pollution.


TO ALL STUPID LIBERALS!

I grew up in Tulsa OK during the oil boom days. They drilled the crap out of that state, Texas, and some of the Ozarks.

The water was so clean, in some places you could see all the way to your feet.

There was a underground Mountain Spring. They just stuck a pipe into it so people could drink of it. No worry's about needing treatment or the like. The water was so clean, there was no worry about it.

The state and the air was clean.

Here's a clue, MILLIONAIRES don't want to live in a state with dirty water and air. And the oil drilling days made A LOT OF MILLIONAIRES IN THOSE DAYS.

MILLIONAIRES clean up their messes.

 

[teapartysamurai]

I will give you a hint, bicycles and buses help with pollution, you know like less cars on the road?


People get mad over this crap is getting so old and annoying. Worry about something more important.

Hey porn acting is a green job too. People don't ahve to drive around. Just sit at home and get their rocks off.
Are you really this stupid?

Wait, she might agree with you and prove it!

 

[The Rabbi]

OK, the congressman was Darrel Issa of California, turning in a masterful performance, I must say. Just the right amount of hostility, knowledge, and ridicule.
Issa for VP!

 

[flacaltenn]

I will give you a hint, bicycles and buses help with pollution, you know like less cars on the road?


People get mad over this crap is getting so old and annoying. Worry about something more important.

Hell -- does a horse stable qualify as a "green job" then? I think horse emissions probably exceed a Toyota Corrolla tho...

Buses that run all DAY and NIGHT and only carry people for about 3 hours of their shift. Yeah -- more of that please.... And more insulation stuffing so we can shit-can more power generation...

Here's the problem Luissa -- When Obama ranted on about Green Jobs -- MOST of us were thinking science and engineering the stuff a little more innovative than 65 or 200 yr old technology... We don't want to look like Beijing at rush hour...

 

[teapartysamurai]

I will give you a hint, bicycles and buses help with pollution, you know like less cars on the road?


People get mad over this crap is getting so old and annoying. Worry about something more important.

Hell -- does a horse stable qualify as a "green job" then? I think horse emissions probably exceed a Toyota Corrolla tho...

Buses that run all DAY and NIGHT and only carry people for about 3 hours of their shift. Yeah -- more of that please.... And more insulation stuffing so we can shit-can more power generation...

Here's the problem Luissa -- When Obama ranted on about Green Jobs -- MOST of us were thinking science and engineering the stuff a little more innovative than 65 or 200 yr old technology... We don't want to look like Beijing at rush hour...

Oh but Obama wants us to look like that. Then he can justify more cap and tax!

 

[Clementine]

Love those "Green" jobs. Liberals need to stop smoking whacky weed and get in reality.

Does the person who sells them the whacky weed have a green job, too?

 

[teapartysamurai]

Love those "Green" jobs. Liberals need to stop smoking whacky weed and get in reality.

Does the person who sells them the whacky weed have a green job, too?

I'm sure to the libs way of thinking, he does!

 

[ClosedCaption]

Raise the minimum wage? And how many high income jobs in oil and gas will be replaced by Janitors and Antique dealers? Stop playing

Raising the minimum wage hurts low income workers, regardless of what the left says, the facts are the facts. People who rely on low prices at the grocery store to get by end up having to pay more for a product because the store owners have to compensate for the minimum wage increase by increasing the cost of their products.

I get it people make more money and prices go up. So they are able to buy those products that cost more. Whats the problem?

All boats rise. Whats the problem?

 

[blastoff]

Who knew if you mixed black and white you'd get green?

 

[American_Jihad]

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Here are the top 10 most ridiculous jobs the U.S. government considers “green,” as confirmed by government officials:

10. Floor sweeper at a solar panel factory

The official definition allows for any position that will “reduce or eliminate the creation of waste materials” to be considered a green job.

9. College professor teaching environmental studies

Any employee who is able to “provide education and training related to green technologies and practices” has a green job, according to the Department of Labor’s definition.

8. Salvation Army Employee

BLS says products and services that “collect, reuse, remanufacture, recycle, or compost waste materials or wastewater” are considered green jobs. As Issa points out, any type of business that sells used goods is a green job, according to BLS.

7. An antique Dealer

Same rule applies here as in number six.

6. A clerk at a bicycle repair shop

Bicycle repair shops also reuse and recycle materials and is determined to be a green job.

5. Any school bus driver

Just as all forms of mass public transportation, school buses reduce carbon emissions by reducing the number of cars on the road and therefore reducing “greenhouse gas emissions through methods other than renewable energy generation and energy efficiency.”

4. Any employee who puts gas in a school bus

This one is humorous but confirmed by Department of Labor officials to be a green job.

3. A full-time teenage employee at a used record shop

The recycled goods clause applies here, therefore it is dubbed a green job.

2. Train car manufacturers

Once again, employees whose job functions “reduce or eliminate the creation of waste materials; collect, reuse, remanufacture, recycle, or compost waste materials or wastewater” have themselves a green job.

1. And the number one most ridiculous job that the Labor Department considers “green” is… Oil lobbyist.

Galvin confirmed that an oil lobbyist is in fact a green job. It‘s not entirely clear where in BLS’s definition the position falls under, however, the job could possibly be considered to “increase public awareness of environmental issues.”

Honestly, at this point, the only question left is what doesn’t count as a “green” job?


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