Funniest Headline So Far This Morning

[miketx]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

What does that do, troll, with 200 other types of guns not banned? I'll tell you, it does nothing. All they want is the slow ban of all firearms. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar or an idiot.

 

[miketx]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

Technically speaking, machine guns were restricted via an erroneous application of the 2A.

The militia is bound to the right. The right is not bound to the militia.

"Erroneous?" Okay, your opinion, but it's the law we're stuck with, for now. I don't see it changing. It BETTER not. I'd have to leave for Canada.

Hit the road.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.

Piss gun owners off beyond the legal limit, and attempt to enforce what's pissing them off, and what do you think the reaction would be?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

Technically speaking, machine guns were restricted via an erroneous application of the 2A.

The militia is bound to the right. The right is not bound to the militia.

"Erroneous?" Okay, your opinion

And that of the Founders.

 

[OldLady]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.
They want military type assault rifles out of common circulation. That is not dashing the 2nd to bits.

They are children and in no position to ask for any gun bans...in fact neither are you. The 2nd is very clear...shall not be infringed

I have every right, sister. Just wait until they can vote. Refusing to be reasonable will have a price.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

What does that do, troll, with 200 other types of guns not banned? I'll tell you, it does nothing. All they want is the slow ban of all forearms. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar or an idiot.

Incremental...first AR's then on to the next one. They fool nobody and why we draw the line now

 

[miketx]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.
They want military type assault rifles out of common circulation. That is not dashing the 2nd to bits.

They are children and in no position to ask for any gun bans...in fact neither are you. The 2nd is very clear...shall not be infringed

I have every right, sister. Just wait until they can vote. Refusing to be reasonable will have a price.

Since when is punishing the law abiding reasonable?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.
They want military type assault rifles out of common circulation. That is not dashing the 2nd to bits.

They are children and in no position to ask for any gun bans...in fact neither are you. The 2nd is very clear...shall not be infringed

I have every right, sister. Just wait until they can vote. Refusing to be reasonable will have a price.

I'm not your sister you old hag and no you don't have the right to violate my rights under the Second so sit down

 

[jc456]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

give me the definition of AR?

 

[OldLady]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

What does that do, troll, with 200 other types of guns not banned? I'll tell you, it does nothing. All they want is the slow ban of all firearms. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar or an idiot.

Count me among the idiots, then. I have a feeling there are a lot of us. If there is a problem with 200 other types of guns that you are saying SHOULD be banned along with the AR, you can help make sure they also get on the list so it's fair.
That would be very helpful of you, Mike.

 

[miketx]

troll, here is one that you aren't calling to be banned. Why? Does the same thing as an AR?

 

[TNHarley]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

What does that do, troll, with 200 other types of guns not banned? I'll tell you, it does nothing. All they want is the slow ban of all forearms. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar or an idiot.

Ban the AR. Then, some kids get shot up with a M1 and they ban those. Then some kid gets shot up with a .22 and they ban them. Then some kid gets shot up by some hand guns and they ban them.
Where will it end? They dont even care to THINK for long term solutions to the PROBLEM. Just the TOOL like MORONS.
It wont end until the only people with guns are the rich and famous while us peons are getting gang banged by criminals. Sure, we can call the cops and they will show up 20 minutes later, if they even decide to ENTER your home.

 

[Redfish]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

Do you know the difference between a machine gun and an AR15? Do you understand that AR is the name of the company that makes them? It does not stand for automatic rifle as many of you libs keep saying.

 

[OldLady]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.
They want military type assault rifles out of common circulation. That is not dashing the 2nd to bits.

They are children and in no position to ask for any gun bans...in fact neither are you. The 2nd is very clear...shall not be infringed

I have every right, sister. Just wait until they can vote. Refusing to be reasonable will have a price.

I'm not your sister you old hag and no you don't have the right to violate my rights under the Second so sit down

You don't need a military style weapon. Especially not you.

 

[jc456]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.
They want military type assault rifles out of common circulation. That is not dashing the 2nd to bits.

what is the definition of an assault rifle?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

troll, here is one that you aren't calling to be banned. Why? Does the same thing as an AR?

They're too freaking stupid to realize how ignorant they look

 

[OldLady]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

Do you know the difference between a machine gun and an AR15? Do you understand that AR is the name of the company that makes them? It does not stand for automatic rifle as many of you libs keep saying.

Yup.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Education? Nope, it is indoctrination.

Get ready folks. The left have pretty much have already won the culture war. I mean really, how hard would that be? No one wants to listen to people preaching personal responsibility or accountability.

Interesting though, how the FBI (yeah that same FBI) ignored ALL of those warnings, along with a left wing sheriff that told his people to stand down and a county that actually suspended two swat members for rushing into the building cause it was not their jurisdiction.

Interesting how ALL of these organized events are happening. All of a sudden financed bus trips to washington, large arena rented out for a townhall meeting with CNN and prepared questions, along with mass hype and orange pins by the devils on the left who are all protected by AR15s themselves.

Now, all of a sudden all of these kids around the nation happen to have the same idea at the same time, and what are they demanding. All of them are demanding the banning of all guns all to the loud cheers of the left, who claim they don't want to confiscate all guns from LAW ABIDING citizens.

The media has hardly put any blame whatsoever on the government agencies that ignored warning after warning after warning. We have hardly seen the scumbags name. All we are seeing are attacks on the NRA. In other words, attacks on America, the constitution and most of all white Americans. Who, are all descendants of those "SLAVE OWNERS" who wrote the illegitimate document and who "stole the land" from Natives (or not white people.)

Interesting isn't it? How ALL of those government agencies ALL ignored ALL of those warnings, and how that is seemingly not an issue with CNN or MSNBC, and it all about law abiding WHITE gun owners?

They aren't asking for all your guns--not yet anyway. Piss 'em off enough and they might.
They want military type assault rifles out of common circulation. That is not dashing the 2nd to bits.

They are children and in no position to ask for any gun bans...in fact neither are you. The 2nd is very clear...shall not be infringed

I have every right, sister. Just wait until they can vote. Refusing to be reasonable will have a price.

There is but one process available for the Democrats to get what they want. They know that it would be mere vanity to pursue it.

Anything else, included incremental legislation toward that end, will be resisted. Guaranteed.

 

[miketx]

How silly. One, they are not fighting gun violence, but gun rights. One hears little screaming over the slow-moving massacres of Chicago, Baltimore and other Democrat hovels.

Two, even if every one of these programmed children grow up to vote for total gun control, or even by increment, nothing will change. Repeal of the 2A is an impossibility, and legislation infringing upon it would simply be ignored, and if necessary resisted.

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear

Samantha Bee: Students Fighting Gun Violence Are Filling GOP With Fear | HuffPost

If machine guns can be restricted, so can AR's.

What does that do, troll, with 200 other types of guns not banned? I'll tell you, it does nothing. All they want is the slow ban of all firearms. Anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar or an idiot.

Count me among the idiots, then. I have a feeling there are a lot of us. If there is a problem with 200 other types of guns that you are saying SHOULD be banned along with the AR, you can help make sure they also get on the list so it's fair.
That would be very helpful of you, Mike.

All you'll do is start a war, and frankly I'm sick to death of you sorry pieces of shit, and I hope it starts soon.

 

[TNHarley]

troll, here is one that you aren't calling to be banned. Why? Does the same thing as an AR?

But that one is not black so it doesnt count. Until the black ones are banned, at least..