fun questions, fun answers!

[nontas.apostolopoulos]

Fun questions!
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When is a joke funny?
What is there within everything?
What can you do to live a good life within everything?
Finally how can you have fun in life?
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When is a joke funny?
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A joke is funny if and only if:
1. When I think of it, it isn't normal
2. When I feel it it, feels good
3. I cannot experience it continually for it to remain funny
Forward proof:
Assume a joke is funny then:
1. If when I thought of it it was normal, it wouldn't surprise me. Yet a successful joke always surprises.
2. If when I felt it, it didn't feel good, it wouldn't be a joke to me.
3. No matter how funny a joke is, I cannot experience it again and again with it still being funny.
Backward proof:
Assume 1,2,3 hold true then:
1. It isn't normal. It is a surprise, new experience.
2. It feels good. Together with 1 being true, it is a positive new experience.
3. I cannot experience it continually for it to remain funny. It is a positive new experience but I can't experience it always, I can experience it from time to time...but I don't know when...isn't it a bit funny?
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What is there within everything?
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There is nothing, something, and something else.
Why? Because if there is something else we have already included it! And what if there isn’t something else? Then you are asking the following question:
Wait a second, why did you add something else in there from the beginning?
Because it is different from nothing or something, it is something else and it needs to be included in order to describe everything.
Also something is different from nothing.
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What can you do to live a good life within everything?
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You can do nothing, you can do something, and you want to live something else.
Can you do nothing all the time?
No, because then you would never do something, and we said that you can do something, so at a certain time you will do something!
Can you do something all the time?
No, because then you would never do nothing, and we said that you can do nothing, so at a certain time you will do nothing!
So sometimes you do nothing and sometimes you do something, and your emotions guide you to live something else...
Can you use only your emotions to guide you to live something else all the time? No then you would be doing nothing all the time, using only your emotions to be guided is doing nothing all the time.
Can you know how to choose between doing nothing or something all the time? No then you would be doing something all the time, having perfect judgement is doing something all the time.
And so, the difficulty to choose to live a good life within something else seems to remain stable in a fun way!
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Finally how can you have fun in life?
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You need patience to find out how to have fun in life.
Why? You need patience to find out why. Why again?!
Because you find this out in a funny way!
Sometimes it is more fun than what you can handle at that point in your life...
Wait a minute, something it is less fun than what I want at that point in my life...
Yes, but when you are having a good time, then it is just the right amount of fun!
And, to find those times, I am afraid it comes back to the beginning...
You need patience to find out how to have fun in life.
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[Oddball]

Ooooo copypast from a noob!

My cup runneth over.

 

[Votto]

Fun questions!
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When is a joke funny?
What is there within everything?
What can you do to live a good life within everything?
Finally how can you have fun in life?
--------------------------------------

When is a joke funny?
--------------------------------------
A joke is funny if and only if:
1. When I think of it, it isn't normal
2. When I feel it it, feels good
3. I cannot experience it continually for it to remain funny
Forward proof:
Assume a joke is funny then:
1. If when I thought of it it was normal, it wouldn't surprise me. Yet a successful joke always surprises.
2. If when I felt it, it didn't feel good, it wouldn't be a joke to me.
3. No matter how funny a joke is, I cannot experience it again and again with it still being funny.
Backward proof:
Assume 1,2,3 hold true then:
1. It isn't normal. It is a surprise, new experience.
2. It feels good. Together with 1 being true, it is a positive new experience.
3. I cannot experience it continually for it to remain funny. It is a positive new experience but I can't experience it always, I can experience it from time to time...but I don't know when...isn't it a bit funny?
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What is there within everything?
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There is nothing, something, and something else.
Why? Because if there is something else we have already included it! And what if there isn’t something else? Then you are asking the following question:
Wait a second, why did you add something else in there from the beginning?
Because it is different from nothing or something, it is something else and it needs to be included in order to describe everything.
Also something is different from nothing.
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What can you do to live a good life within everything?
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You can do nothing, you can do something, and you want to live something else.
Can you do nothing all the time?
No, because then you would never do something, and we said that you can do something, so at a certain time you will do something!
Can you do something all the time?
No, because then you would never do nothing, and we said that you can do nothing, so at a certain time you will do nothing!
So sometimes you do nothing and sometimes you do something, and your emotions guide you to live something else...
Can you use only your emotions to guide you to live something else all the time? No then you would be doing nothing all the time, using only your emotions to be guided is doing nothing all the time.
Can you know how to choose between doing nothing or something all the time? No then you would be doing something all the time, having perfect judgement is doing something all the time.
And so, the difficulty to choose to live a good life within something else seems to remain stable in a fun way!
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Finally how can you have fun in life?
--------------------------------------
You need patience to find out how to have fun in life.
Why? You need patience to find out why. Why again?!
Because you find this out in a funny way!
Sometimes it is more fun than what you can handle at that point in your life...
Wait a minute, something it is less fun than what I want at that point in my life...
Yes, but when you are having a good time, then it is just the right amount of fun!
And, to find those times, I am afraid it comes back to the beginning...
You need patience to find out how to have fun in life.
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When is a joke funny?

Easy Peasy.


Jokes are funny only when I laugh. Others who don't laugh at what I laugh at simply understand what humor is.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

When is a joke funny? I may not be the one to answer such a question. My mom and me actually went to our church one night because a couple of Christian comedian guys were going to be there to give us and everyone else in attendance one of their stand-up performances and I could be wrong, but my mom and me could be the only people who never once laughed. We just sat on the back pew and watched and listened. I actually fell asleep eventually because of the day at work that I had already been through, but even if I had seen the whole performance, I still wouldn't have laughed at anything. I don't even have a memory of smiling and I don't think that my mom did either. We were just there I guess to be supportive or just to have a religious gathering to go to. Why didn't we laugh? I don't know about my mom, but I didn't laugh because I didn't think that it was appropriate of them guys to give such a performance from the church sanctuary stage or maybe even at all. I just kept wondering, "Is the Lord okay with what these guys are doing and saying?"

God bless you and my mom and the two guys always!!!

Holly (a girl who doesn't see things the way that other people do)

 

[Dr.Destructo]

How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?​

None. They only talk about change.
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Wow I'm shocked, for the first time my grandpa voted Democrat!​

He never would have done that when he was alive!
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A Democrat walks into a bar​

He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"

Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".

The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."

The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
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A Democrat and a Republican go skydiving​

A Democrat and a Republican go skydiving. The Democrat jumps out of the plane and pulls his cord the parachute opens and he begins to softly float towards the ground. Seconds later the Republican jumps out of the plane. He pulls the main cord and nothing happens..he pulls his emergency cord and again nothing happens. He goes flying down past the Democrat screaming and the Democrat yells "oh you wanna race!?" And he takes off his parachute.
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What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat?​

A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money.