Under Constitutional equality, I should be able to marry my sister. We're consenting adults and stay out of our bedroom fuckers.
Under Constitutional equality, men should be allowed to marry children. My constitutional rights are violated because I can't marry my aunt.
Under Constitutional equality, young children must be allowed drive cars, never mind vote.
Under Constitutional equality, my rights are violated when my California vote doesn't equal your Alaskan vote. Oh look, our founding fathers fucked up with the 12th amendment.
Love liberal interpretations. I can pull all kinds of shit out of my ass EQUAL to men were intended to marry, have kids, and use the women's bathroom.