Avatar4321 said:
We all know this article must be a phoney. There is no way on earth that the French would even think about attacking someone. If its true im expecting their surrender tomorrow
Don't be so harsh on our French "allies". They do indeed fight - after a fashion. See the blue highlighted portion of the following excerpts from an article on the Ivory Coast conflict. Red are gratuitous smartass observations by your's truly.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/africa/11/06/ivorycoast.ap/
Ivory Coast mobs clash with French
U.N. Security Council calls emergency session
Saturday, November 6, 2004 Posted: 5:08 PM EST (2208 GMT)
French defense minister Michelle Alliot-Marie said Ivory Coast's president will be held responsible.
ABIDJAN, Ivory Coast (AP) -- French troops clashed with soldiers and angry mobs Saturday after government warplanes killed at least nine French peacekeepers and an American civilian in an airstrike -- mayhem that threatened to draw foreign troops deeper into Ivory Coast's escalating civil war.
Mob violence broke out in Ivory Coast's largest city, Abidjan, after France retaliated for the airstrike by destroying two government warplanes at an airport outside the capital.
Thousands of pro-government youths, some armed with machetes, axes or chunks of wood, took to the streets of Abidjan, the country's commercial capital. Crowds went door to door looking for French citizens and set fire to a French school, sending a pall of smoke over the city.
"Everybody get your Frenchman!" young men in the mob shouted to each others.
Later, massive explosions and heavy gunfire rocked Yamoussoukro, the capital of the West African nation. It was not immediately known what caused the apparent fighting in the city, where both Ivorian and French forces are based.
The U.N. Security Council held an emergency session Saturday, with U.S. and French diplomats preparing a sharp warning to Ivory Coast's government.
Uh-oh. A "sharp warning". Look out Ivorians, your ass is grass now!!!
France quickly sent three Mirage fighter jets to West Africa and ordered more troops to Ivory Coast in response to the violence.
They sent THREE??????? Guess they must have asked for volunteers.
French Defense Minister Michele Alliot-Marie said Ivory Coast President Laurent Gbagbo would be "held personally responsible by the international community for (maintaining) the public order in Abidjan."
Oh, that's IT. Now you're in deep shit.
At the U.N. Security Council, the United States, which currently holds the council presidency, and France were drafting a presidential statement warning Ivory Coast's government to stop attacks immediately or face "serious consequences," council diplomats said.
Sorry, I just can't keep a straight face any longer. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TV appeal for calm
In the violence in Abidjan, loyalist mobs tried to overrun a French military base near the airport. French troops fired in the air and lobbed tear gas at the crowd.
Pssssssttt - hey guys, if they're trying to overrun you, shooting in the air won't slow them down much. You have to shoot them in the ass - or some other part of their anatomy.
A senior member of Ivory Coast's government -- Sebastien Dano Djeje, Cabinet member for National Reconciliation -- said the bombing of the French position in the north "was a mistake. We didn't aim to hit them."
But then he questioned whether the government air force was really behind the strike. "But what proves it was Ivorian planes? We have to do an investigation," he told The Associated Press.
Ya gotta love diplomats. I nominate Kerry as the American ambassador to France!
Turmoil and regional, ethnic and political hatreds have reigned since. Civil war erupted in September 2002. A power-sharing deal brokered by the French ended major fighting in 2003, but otherwise failed to take hold.
Aaaah - some more of that French sophistication and wisdom coming to fruition.