Fractured Christmas songs

[Auld Phart]

give us your best groaners.

"I'm getting mutton for Christmas"

 

[CremeBrulee]

give us your best groaners.

"I'm getting mutton for Christmas"

Haha I told my brother he could get me some lamb. That looks tasty.

These bring a tear to my eye because they are so true.

 

[Bonzi]

Santa Clause is Coming.... (never mind)...

 

[Harry Dresden]

 

[Wuwei]

From a Floridian:

"Dashing through this? No!"​

We sung this version as kids:

We Three Kings from Orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded and exploded
Kings we no longer are.​

 

[miketx]