Forum Junky

[Gunny]

Yeah, I've been addicted to forums before. Not so much anymore since they can wear thin after awhile. I think it is more being addicted to the computer. When I am away from this thing, I am 1000x times more productive.

Really? When I'm away from my computer it comes and gets me ...

 

[007]

The male brain works??

LMAO!

Ya---but it's impossible to explain the intricacies of it to a woman.

Intricacies??? Haha.

Basically, the male brain is dominated by the most primitive of impulses.

What... you mean like our idea of foreplay is, lets fuck?

 

[Gunny]

Hey! No one said you could post my CAT Scan.

 

[Gunny]

I'm thinking TV/Remote ought to be replaced with food, or booze. They'll happily give up the remove for one, the other, or both...

The listening particle. That can go.

 

[Dis]

Hey! No one said you could post my CAT Scan.

It's not yours, numbskull, or the teeny little ironing dot would be bigger.

Sheesh.

 

[random3434]

Hey! No one said you could post my CAT Scan.

You mean you don't iron?

 

[Dis]

I'm thinking TV/Remote ought to be replaced with food, or booze. They'll happily give up the remove for one, the other, or both...

The listening particle. That can go.

Pshaw.. It ain't big enough to warrant removing as it is. Takes up no space a'tall.

 

[Gunny]

Hey! No one said you could post my CAT Scan.

You mean you don't iron?

Are you kidding? I iron even my jeans and t-shirts.

 

[Gunny]

I'm thinking TV/Remote ought to be replaced with food, or booze. They'll happily give up the remove for one, the other, or both...

The listening particle. That can go.

Pshaw.. It ain't big enough to warrant removing as it is. Takes up no space a'tall.

I would respond, but I'm not listening to you ...

 

[Dis]

The listening particle. That can go.

Pshaw.. It ain't big enough to warrant removing as it is. Takes up no space a'tall.

I would respond, but I'm not listening to you ...

Why not? Go back a few posts - I gave you credit for ironing. That outta be worth something.

 

[random3434]

Hey! No one said you could post my CAT Scan.

You mean you don't iron?

Are you kidding? I iron even my jeans and t-shirts.

OK, you're back in my good graces again then.

 

[Gunny]

Pshaw.. It ain't big enough to warrant removing as it is. Takes up no space a'tall.

I would respond, but I'm not listening to you ...

Why not? Go back a few posts - I gave you credit for ironing. That outta be worth something.

I'll see if I can get batboy to give you some rep ...

 

[Dis]

I would respond, but I'm not listening to you ...

Why not? Go back a few posts - I gave you credit for ironing. That outta be worth something.

I'll see if I can get batboy to give you some rep ...

Yours is likely tainted anyway.

 

[Gunny]

You mean you don't iron?

Are you kidding? I iron even my jeans and t-shirts.

OK, you're back in my good graces again then.

Whew. Had me worried there for a minute ....

 

[Gunny]

Why not? Go back a few posts - I gave you credit for ironing. That outta be worth something.

I'll see if I can get batboy to give you some rep ...

Yours is likely tainted anyway.

 

[random3434]

Are you kidding? I iron even my jeans and t-shirts.

OK, you're back in my good graces again then.

Whew. Had me worried there for a minute ....

 

[Dis]

I'll see if I can get batboy to give you some rep ...

Yours is likely tainted anyway.

It has to be. The couple times a month I get it, I experience that "Oh crap. What did I do NOW?" sense of dread...

 

[necritan]

Well.....if guys are sex crazy maniacs....explain to me why most Womens magazines are completely packed with "How to get him in the sack"...."4000 postitions to try"...."Why oral totally rocks"....."How to get your "O" on.." type articles?????


Also....answer me this , For every guy that is sex crazed and bangs some random chick.....isnt there an equal amount of "recipients" to "givers" ratio?? For every sex crazed guy...there is a female recipient.

And if women are so damn superior intellectually....why do they keep falling for the same BS??? Could it be that men are just too clever , dare I say......hmmmm??

 

[Dis]

Well.....if guys are sex crazy maniacs....explain to me why most Womens magazines are completely packed with "How to get him in the sack"...."4000 postitions to try"...."Why oral totally rocks"....."How to get your "O" on.." type articles?????


Also....answer me this , For every guy that is sex crazed and bangs some random chick.....isnt there an equal amount of "recipients" to "givers" ratio?? For every sex crazed guy...there is a female recipient.

And if women are so damn superior intellectually....why do they keep falling for the same BS??? Could it be that men are just too clever , dare I say......hmmmm??

Um. teenage girls read those magazines; not women.

Yes.

Because they're stupid enough to think they could actually be "the one". Course, just because they want to be the one, doesn't mean the other party wants them for anything more than amusement. But clever? No.

 

[necritan]

Um. teenage girls read those magazines; not women.

Yes.

Because they're stupid enough to think they could actually be "the one". Course, just because they want to be the one, doesn't mean the other party wants them for anything more than amusement. But clever? No.

I could fetch some stats on who reads Cosmo and etc.......but I highly doubt it is exclusive to teenagers.....

Sure guys are clever.....they realize a weakness and strike. Women while searching for "The one".....are clouded by emotional direction...rather than logical thought...and are thereby weakened...

This isnt all the time.....more often than not.....women kick ass in most departments.....but logic isnt a strong suit.