For the first time in history, Left wing educators are concerned about the high rates of illiteracy in schools

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Public Educators Warn Low Literacy Rates May Prevent Kids From Reading About Gay Sex

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recent reports shining a harsh light on illiteracy among public school students have sparked concern among public educators. Public school teachers and their unions are warning that high illiteracy rates may prevent kids from reading about gay sex.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recent reports shining a harsh light on illiteracy among public school students have sparked concern among public educators. Public school teachers and their unions are warning that high illiteracy rates may prevent kids from reading about gay sex.
"What's the point of sneaking books about gay sex into public schools if the kids are unable to read them?" said Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona to a concerned group of public school teachers. "So many books about kink, fetishes, and bestiality are going to waste without being consumed by young readers. This is a travesty."
Randi Weingarten of the American Federation of Teachers issued a similar warning, stating emphatically that "As the legal guardians of America's youngest generations, it is up to us to teach kids how to read furry-themed porn written by Marxist transbian xey/xems."
At publishing time, President Biden had downplayed concerns over American illiteracy among schoolkids, reminding the public that "I can't read neither."

 

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There's a fine line there.... they need the populace dumbed down to the level of a 4th grader (Dominion selected the perfect mascot for it... hmm?), but they don't want to be overwhelmed by mindless zombies that will overrun their compounds and fat farms. Shitlibs are famous for overshooting the runway and they may have done it again.

Briben flunked 3rd grade so he's the perfect poster fucktard for this movement.... you don't have to be "smart and shit" to be installed in the white house.... keep that in mind while you're looting and burning this mother fucker to the ground. Reading is for nerds. I submit PROOF you don't need to read to succeed: