2aguy
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This guy is a really good author, he wrote the Monster Hunter International series and happens to have been a concealed carry instructor and firearm salesman.......here he has a guide for left wingers who may have realized the need for the 2nd Amendment...however foolishly.....since they are worried about Trump, but didn't worry about hilary...
A Handy Guide For Liberals Who Are Suddenly Interested In Gun Ownership
That title isnāt joking. This post is aimed at my liberal readers. Iām a libertarian leaning Republican and gun expert, who thinks you are wrong about a lot of stuff, but Iām not writing this to gloat about your loss. For the record, I disliked all the presidential candidates.
Judging by your social media over the last few days many liberals have been utterly terrified that your government might turn tyrannical or that evil people will now be emboldened to hurt you. Iām going to let you in on a little thing the other half of the country is familiar with to keep those unlikely, yet catastrophic, events from happening.
And that my lefty friends, is 2nd Amendment.
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WHAT GUNS ARE FOR
Iāll start out with the far more likely threat, violent criminals who would assault, rape, or murder you, and how to deal with them.
Many of you have been sharing every second hand account, rumor, and urban legend about some random doofus in Somnambulant, Wisconsin or Bumfight, Louisiana, shouting an ethnic slur or spray painting a swastika on a wall. Newsflash, in a country with a third of a billion people, some percentage of them are going to be assholes. I hate to break it to you, but the assholes were there before, and they will be there forever. Just right now the news has a self-serving incentive to report about these assholes in particular.
But Correia! Youāre not a marginalized Mexican transsexual Muslim! What do you know!?
I know that anybody can be āmarginalizedā if they walk into the wrong neighborhood. Violence can happen to any of us, and it does, all the time. Whether your odds of being a victim are good or bad, it still sucks when you draw the short straw and somebody tries to hurt you. Whoever you are, you are correct to be concerned for your safety. Anybody can be attacked, and everybody should be prepared to deal with it.
Since this is addressed to liberals, spare me the usual nonsense about āVictim Blamingā. We donāt have time for silliness. If youāre banking on the goodwill of evil people to keep you safe, you are a sucker. If I urge you to look both ways before crossing the street, Iām not victim blaming, Iām trying to keep your stupid ass from getting hit by a bus.
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HOW TO BUY A GUN
Now that you understand basic safety and marksmanship, letās get you armed.
Contrary to what Barack Obama told you, Glocks are not easier to get than books. Hell, Iāll trade an autographed copy of each of my published novels for a Glock if youāve got any spares lying around.
If you havenāt completely alienated all of your pro-gun friends by blaming them for every mass murder thatās ever happened, now would be a great time to ask them to come shopping with you.
Find your local gun store. Go there. Ask the nice people behind the counter questions about what is the best gun for you needs. They are usually very helpful, however, donāt tell them that you are a liberal, because since youāve previously tried to ban everything youāre now buying, they will probably laugh at you. Thatās expected, because your people do kind of malign them constantly and have repeatedly tried to ruin their livelihood. Oh well, live and learn. You know better now.
A Handy Guide For Liberals Who Are Suddenly Interested In Gun Ownership
That title isnāt joking. This post is aimed at my liberal readers. Iām a libertarian leaning Republican and gun expert, who thinks you are wrong about a lot of stuff, but Iām not writing this to gloat about your loss. For the record, I disliked all the presidential candidates.
Judging by your social media over the last few days many liberals have been utterly terrified that your government might turn tyrannical or that evil people will now be emboldened to hurt you. Iām going to let you in on a little thing the other half of the country is familiar with to keep those unlikely, yet catastrophic, events from happening.
And that my lefty friends, is 2nd Amendment.
------
WHAT GUNS ARE FOR
Iāll start out with the far more likely threat, violent criminals who would assault, rape, or murder you, and how to deal with them.
Many of you have been sharing every second hand account, rumor, and urban legend about some random doofus in Somnambulant, Wisconsin or Bumfight, Louisiana, shouting an ethnic slur or spray painting a swastika on a wall. Newsflash, in a country with a third of a billion people, some percentage of them are going to be assholes. I hate to break it to you, but the assholes were there before, and they will be there forever. Just right now the news has a self-serving incentive to report about these assholes in particular.
But Correia! Youāre not a marginalized Mexican transsexual Muslim! What do you know!?
I know that anybody can be āmarginalizedā if they walk into the wrong neighborhood. Violence can happen to any of us, and it does, all the time. Whether your odds of being a victim are good or bad, it still sucks when you draw the short straw and somebody tries to hurt you. Whoever you are, you are correct to be concerned for your safety. Anybody can be attacked, and everybody should be prepared to deal with it.
Since this is addressed to liberals, spare me the usual nonsense about āVictim Blamingā. We donāt have time for silliness. If youāre banking on the goodwill of evil people to keep you safe, you are a sucker. If I urge you to look both ways before crossing the street, Iām not victim blaming, Iām trying to keep your stupid ass from getting hit by a bus.
-----------
HOW TO BUY A GUN
Now that you understand basic safety and marksmanship, letās get you armed.
Contrary to what Barack Obama told you, Glocks are not easier to get than books. Hell, Iāll trade an autographed copy of each of my published novels for a Glock if youāve got any spares lying around.
If you havenāt completely alienated all of your pro-gun friends by blaming them for every mass murder thatās ever happened, now would be a great time to ask them to come shopping with you.
Find your local gun store. Go there. Ask the nice people behind the counter questions about what is the best gun for you needs. They are usually very helpful, however, donāt tell them that you are a liberal, because since youāve previously tried to ban everything youāre now buying, they will probably laugh at you. Thatās expected, because your people do kind of malign them constantly and have repeatedly tried to ruin their livelihood. Oh well, live and learn. You know better now.
