Lucy Hamilton
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- Oct 30, 2015
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Food things that are going to be airdropped into Gitmo when I am World Dictator Part 1:
Okay you ALL should KNOW that carrots and milk milk are literally getting airdropped on Day 1 - NOT CHOCOLATE milk of course, in fact one of my FIRST World Dictator Executive Orders will be FREE CHOCOLATE MILK for EVERYONE and if Vegans don't LIKE this I will have them COLLECTIVELY locked into Room 101
Okay so the next thing on Day 1 of my Regime to be airdropped into Gitmo is this:
^^^^ The POACHED egg! I mean WTF is even going ON with peoples who LIKE this? You can have boiled egg, scrambled egg, Devil egg, fried egg and so WHY would you WANT something as SLOPPY as Poached egg? Well on Day ONE of my Regime it's getting airdropped into Gitmo and so you should begin preparing ALREADY to cook an ALTERNATIVE to it because there are going to be NO EXCEPTIONS to this MOST HARDCORE RULE of mine, the Poached egg is literally up there with the Satanic carrots and milk milk
Okay you ALL should KNOW that carrots and milk milk are literally getting airdropped on Day 1 - NOT CHOCOLATE milk of course, in fact one of my FIRST World Dictator Executive Orders will be FREE CHOCOLATE MILK for EVERYONE and if Vegans don't LIKE this I will have them COLLECTIVELY locked into Room 101

Okay so the next thing on Day 1 of my Regime to be airdropped into Gitmo is this:
^^^^ The POACHED egg! I mean WTF is even going ON with peoples who LIKE this? You can have boiled egg, scrambled egg, Devil egg, fried egg and so WHY would you WANT something as SLOPPY as Poached egg? Well on Day ONE of my Regime it's getting airdropped into Gitmo and so you should begin preparing ALREADY to cook an ALTERNATIVE to it because there are going to be NO EXCEPTIONS to this MOST HARDCORE RULE of mine, the Poached egg is literally up there with the Satanic carrots and milk milk
