Florida GOP House Candidate on Biden: we will absolutely bleed dry his legislative agenda, make him a lame duck

Put republican hopes in one hand ,shit in the other and see which comes true first
 
He was born lame.....

~S~

Maybe so, but Joe will never be a duck. Ducks waddle, as do penguins. Ducks can run too.

Joe doesn't waddle and he can't run. He shuffles, kinda like a turtle.

So he'd be a lame turtle. Or maybe a lame three-toed sloth. :04:
 
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The most powerful leader in the world

He's your leader. Have you learned to do the Biden Shuffle™ yet? It's a new dance and all the Democrats are doing it.

Bidenese™ is pretty hot right now too, it's a new language. You start out on a story and then it leads to nowhere, rambling and mumbling incoherently. It's not really hard to learn. The trick is to drink a gallon of vodka followed by a couple bowls of pot. The next step is very important, if you want to speak Bidenese™: You should hit yourself upside the head a couple times with something like a 5-pound hammer, and viola: You'll be speaking Bidenese™ for hours. Or for the rest of your life, maybe.

It's not complicated. You can do it. I have faith in you, Bro.
 

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