First Team All Porn-Stache

[Truthspeaker]

The rules are as follows: It's gotta be a true porn stache, not a fu manchu or handle bar.

right field: Reggie Jackson

center field: Luis Polonia

left field: Barry Bonds

third base: Mike Schmidt

shortstop: Robin Yount

2nd base: Jeff Kent

first base: Don Mattingly

Catcher: Ron Karkovice

Pitcher: Dennis Eckersley

DH: Juan Gonzalez

 

[Truthspeaker]

Anyone got any complaints about this list?

 

[Paulie]

Anyone got any complaints about this list?

Complaints? No.

Interesting observation? Yes.

I notice you posted all pics of players in uniform and in play, except for Bonds. For Bonds, you posted about the most homosexual picture you could have possibly found. It's interesting to note that you're a Giants fan, and obviously a Bonds fan based on other things you've said about him.

Is there something we should know about you based on the picture of Bonds almost naked?

 

[Truthspeaker]

Interesting observation? Yes.

I notice you posted all pics of players in uniform and in play, except for Bonds. For Bonds, you posted about the most homosexual picture you could have possibly found. It's interesting to note that you're a Giants fan, and obviously a Bonds fan based on other things you've said about him.

Is there something we should know about you based on the picture of Bonds almost naked

I'm not really a fan of Bonds personally. I don't like him. I recognize his talent. But although I'm from San Francisco I'm quite straight. "Homophobic" by several people's definitions. It's just that when I googled images of Barry Bonds to find the best porn stache, that image was the most hilarious. I belly laughed when I saw it.

 

[Oddball]

Nobody....but NOBODY....can beat out the Rollie Fingers.

 

[Truthspeaker]

Nobody....but NOBODY....can beat out the Rollie Fingers.

He doesn't qualify. He's got a handlebar, not a porn stache

 

[Paulie]

I think Boggs beats out Schmidt at 3rd.

 

[Truthspeaker]

I think Boggs beats out Schmidt at 3rd.

A worthy candidate, but you gotta post a picture!
Plus Schmidt's a better player!

 

[Paulie]

I think Boggs beats out Schmidt at 3rd.

A worthy candidate, but you gotta post a picture!
Plus Schmidt's a better player!

I thought it was just about the stache? You never mentioned player ability.

Here he is with Mattingly:

That's a better stache than Schmidty. I think it looks more porno, too.

 

[StoneSoup]

They all look like Klansmen. Except the black guys of course...

 

[xotoxi]

Bench:

 

[xotoxi]

 

[xotoxi]

 

[xotoxi]

Manager

Looks like a queen!

 

[xotoxi]

John Kruk

 

[gotorightway123]

great sportman............

 

[Truthspeaker]

I think Boggs beats out Schmidt at 3rd.

A worthy candidate, but you gotta post a picture!
Plus Schmidt's a better player!

I thought it was just about the stache? You never mentioned player ability.

Here he is with Mattingly:

That's a better stache than Schmidty. I think it looks more porno, too.

The mattingly stache is the best in your photo!

I still like Schmidt's a little better

 

[Truthspeaker]

Manager

Looks like a queen!

We have a winner!

 

[Truthspeaker]

John Kruk

This is the single ugliest being on the planet.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

John Kruk

I thought that was the golfer John Daly? WTF?

(I LOL-ed -- out loud)