Yeah you must have missed that. I put it in bold. Perhaps you need it in 56 point type as well.
A "major thoroughfare" that, last time I got on there (August) my GPS didn't even know where I was, chirping "proceed to the nearest road".
This (post) has nothing to do with the government, or O'bama, or the NPS. It's about Fox Noise and its slanted reporting.
Or didn't you get that...
I forgot, you are an idiot, you think your GPS is the be all and end all of defining how important a road is locally.
The National Park Service also closed the Foothills Parkway, a major thoroughfare in the county.
I have lived in areas where the major road was a dinky road where you had to pull to the side if you met oncoming traffic because every other road was dirt. If you were half the driving enthusiast you pretend to be you wouldn't even have a GPS.
Perhaps we're unclear on what a GPS is....
In my work I need to travel to a lot of cities/towns to a specific address I haven't been to before, and I need to be there in timely fashion. I'm not about to stop every other block to peruse a map, or to print out Google Maps turn-by-turns. So I poke the GPS and that's what it's there for. However, in places familiar I still have it on for other practical info, including elevation, geographic coordinates, true speed and most helpfully, ETA. So driving "enthusiast" or not (I do like to drive but it's also a necessity), to suggest that I should self-taboo a perfectly legitimate tool is I guess commensurate with the rest of your body of illlogic. But then it's my driving, not yours, and I promise you the GPS has no influence on how I take a 180° switchback.
In any case my assessment of Foothills Parkway (which BTW has very recently been under construction/reconstruction addressing landslides*) is eyewitness experience; the GPS is merely an illustration for the dullwitted, since it's impossible for me to slap a virtual goggle on your head to show you what I see. And if you blink on the main highway (129) you'll miss the road altogether. As I recall there's not even a sign in one direction.
(*the rest of that story is that the road
isn't even completed yet, even without landslides. Think that might have something to do with closing it?)
Again, it's a very nice road if what you're out for is bird watching. Here's what your "major thoroughfare"
actually looks like:
But of curse if you're Fox Noise, you hold these truths to be self-limiting, and you start inflating the subject like a 1922 German Mark, as long as that inflation tenders the ultimate goal.