Governor Newsom furious at California drivers gassing up in Arizona, announces new tracking devices for all California gas vehicles.

[MarathonMike]

In his most passionate speech to date, Governor Newsom railed at California drivers who won't pay his gax taxes. "How dare these ungrateful tax dodgers refuse to support my most important programs!!! How else will we ever complete our dream train from Merced to Bakersfield? What will happen to the spotted pygmy lizard that is on the verge of extinction? Or fixing our offshore windmills so they don't drive hump back whales into the beach??

Good people of California, for these and many more reasons I have no choice but to immediately impose a mandated installation of a special tracking device I have named Gavin's Gizmo. We have already set aside $100 million dollars in tax money to build the new command center that will immediately flag and dox any California driver gassing up outside of California!! (Audience of paying attendees bursts into raucous applause and chants of GIZMO GIZMO!!)

"It is my sincere hope that my Gizmo will bring these tax rebels back in line. Only with full compliance to our $3 dollar per gallon tax on gasoline can we achieve the dreams of future California!!! (more raucous applause) Thank you all for your attention to this matter. And remember if you see something, say something!! Thank you and good night."

 

[Natural Citizen]

lolol.

One of the few Satire threads that is actually funny.

Very good....

 

[badbob85037]

In his most passionate speech to date, Governor Newsom railed at California drivers who won't pay his gax taxes. "How dare these ungrateful tax dodgers refuse to support my most important programs!!! How else will we ever complete our dream train from Merced to Bakersfield? What will happen to the spotted pygmy lizard that is on the verge of extinction? Or fixing our offshore windmills so they don't drive hump back whales into the beach??

Good people of California, for these and many more reasons I have no choice but to immediately impose a mandated installation of a special tracking device I have named Gavin's Gizmo. We have already set aside $100 million dollars in tax money to build the new command center that will immediately flag and dox any California driver gassing up outside of California!! (Audience of paying attendees bursts into raucous applause and chants of GIZMO GIZMO!!)

"It is my sincere hope that my Gizmo will bring these tax rebels back in line. Only with full compliance to our $3 dollar per gallon tax on gasoline can we achieve the dreams of future California!!! (more raucous applause) Thank you all for your attention to this matter. And remember if you see something, say something!! Thank you and good night."

I don't think even China or Russia could get away with that.