First Grader Gives Teacher Fourth Black Eye and A Concussion

[Unkotare]

...

I taught too but not professionally. I'm a good teacher. ...

 

[EvilCat Breath]

You realize that once caught, those perverts are prosecuted and often jailed. Right?

Like no one goes around school saying "oh yeah, pay no mind to Mr. Smith, he's a kiddie diddler, we all know it and don't care."

Not enough are caught. They are still hiding in plain sight.

 

[Truth2Know]

Who the hell was this teacher who couldn't handle a first grader? That's ridiculous.

He's 15. Sorry, they are 15.

 

[Road Runner]

He's 15. Sorry, they are 15.

Huh?

 

[Truth2Know]

Huh?

Huh?

Just theorizing how a first-grade student could inflict such damage. Multiple times. Typically, first-grade students are six years old. As Unkotare said, what adult cannot fend off a six-year-old? Maybe the student was older than most.

Then I corrected myself, having assumed the attacker was male. Used "they" to cover all of the bases, including demon possession.

 

[The Duke]

Who the hell was this teacher who couldn't handle a first grader? That's ridiculous.

Ah, you know man, that happened to a teacher I thought was absolutely mental a few years after I was out of her class.
My thing with her was to get her mad so she'd grab my arms and I'd look down her shirt.
I was pretty good at it too. I doubt she ever figured out why I wasn't listening.
It was boobies. Nice ones
But this kid bit her nipple and punched her in the stomach. That's not cool to do to women.
Total rabid violence. That teacher was actually pretty rough if you ask me, but the kid was crazy.