Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

[Votto]

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
Health·Nov 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.

With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.

"RFK Jr. is a nut and his ideas are crazy," said FDA employee Sharon Wilmington, as she slapped a "Heart Healthy" sticker on a box of Froot Loops. "We obviously have this thing under control."

According to sources, Kennedy Jr. has proposed extreme, outlandish reforms such as reducing processed sugars in kids' foods and occasionally exercising. "It's very extreme," said current HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra. "The man has obviously gone off the deep end. We must protect the beautiful, rotund children of today from this psychopath."

At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.

 

[Votto]

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
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U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.

With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.

"RFK Jr. is a nut and his ideas are crazy," said FDA employee Sharon Wilmington, as she slapped a "Heart Healthy" sticker on a box of Froot Loops. "We obviously have this thing under control."

According to sources, Kennedy Jr. has proposed extreme, outlandish reforms such as reducing processed sugars in kids' foods and occasionally exercising. "It's very extreme," said current HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra. "The man has obviously gone off the deep end. We must protect the beautiful, rotund children of today from this psychopath."

At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.

I can hear the brain worm doing pushups already.

 

[pknopp]

I remember the reaction when Michele Obama wanted to address eating habits..........................

 

[Zincwarrior]

If only we had universal healthcare like every other developed nation.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I remember the reaction when Michele Obama wanted to address eating habits..........................

Yeah her school lunches would gag a maggot

 

[MarathonMike]

I remember the reaction when Michele Obama wanted to address eating habits..........................

That was the one good thing she tried to do, only the execution was terrible. The kids wouldn't eat the crappy school lunches she came up with and they ended up throwing them in the trash.

 

[Crepitus]

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
Health·Nov 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.

With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.

"RFK Jr. is a nut and his ideas are crazy," said FDA employee Sharon Wilmington, as she slapped a "Heart Healthy" sticker on a box of Froot Loops. "We obviously have this thing under control."

According to sources, Kennedy Jr. has proposed extreme, outlandish reforms such as reducing processed sugars in kids' foods and occasionally exercising. "It's very extreme," said current HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra. "The man has obviously gone off the deep end. We must protect the beautiful, rotund children of today from this psychopath."

At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.

Son, there's different and then there's "what the fuck".

Guess which on RFK is going for?

 

[Zincwarrior]

The moment JFK fucks with Big Agra he is gone.

 

[IM2]

Yeah her school lunches would gag a maggot

Wrong.

 

[IM2]

It would help if the health secretary knew something about health.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Wrong.

Oh shut up. Nobody buys your BS

 

[Zincwarrior]

It would help if the health secretary knew something about health.

Its ok he took his shirt off and made all the MAGA BOYS swoon.

 

[westwall]

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
Health·Nov 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.

With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.

"RFK Jr. is a nut and his ideas are crazy," said FDA employee Sharon Wilmington, as she slapped a "Heart Healthy" sticker on a box of Froot Loops. "We obviously have this thing under control."

According to sources, Kennedy Jr. has proposed extreme, outlandish reforms such as reducing processed sugars in kids' foods and occasionally exercising. "It's very extreme," said current HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra. "The man has obviously gone off the deep end. We must protect the beautiful, rotund children of today from this psychopath."

At publishing time, climate experts had begun to consider that the sea levels were rising because so many fat Americans were making the land sink.

Funny, but true!

 

[pknopp]

That was the one good thing she tried to do, only the execution was terrible. The kids wouldn't eat the crappy school lunches she came up with and they ended up throwing them in the trash.

People aren't going to listen to Kennedy either.

 

[westwall]

Its ok he took his shirt off and made all the MAGA BOYS swoon.

You shouldn't be so jealous of him.

 

[westwall]

Oh shut up. Nobody buys your BS

Well, girly men, like him, do.

 

[Zincwarrior]

You shouldn't be so jealous of him.

You seem entranced.

 

[Votto]

I remember the reaction when Michele Obama wanted to address eating habits..........................

Eating habits?

Corporate America has stuffed so much sugar into our foods that even if you were on a diet you are well on your way to becoming a diabetic.

And the crap Europe has banned in foods, you would think the US would do the same, much like Europe banned many of the vaccines for young men because of endocarditis, but no.

We just sit around watching people die like flies, much like we watch about 300 people a day die of overdoses from drugs coming across the border

We have better things to do that stop the genocide of people in America.

But it is not because of a lack of regulation. No, no, no, the US has so many food regulators it would take a year to count them all. No, they just really suck at what they do while the suck away trillions in tax dollars.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Well, girly men, like him, do.

No. This is what you manly men like.