Exactly. You can ban the Bible and Shakespeare under Eagle's interpreation of "obscenity".
Many churches offer Christian books that are age appropriate. The Bible states that a Christian starts with the "milk" of the Word before maturing enough to chew on the "meat" of the Word. Lots of churches offer Sunday school classes separate and apart from the main church hall during the main sermon. Parents are encouraged to present age appropriate material to their children as they age and mature. It's really not rocket science.
No, guy, what the Churches do is "Disney-fy" the horrible stories in the bible, because, frankly, read in context, Yahweh comes off as a savage god of barbarian bronze age assholes. Because he was made up by savage, bronze age assholes. Truly, as made up sky pixies go, we'd all have been better off worshiping Zeus today.
So while the nuns were happy to tell us that God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah over their "wickedness" of being into the Ghey, (hilarious because by 8th grade, we realized these nuns were more lesbian than a Dykes on Bikes convention) they left out the parts where Lot offered up his daughters for gang-rape or had drunken sex with them himself.
Also, I never heard the story about how Jephthah butchered and burned his pre-teen daughter because he made a foolish oath to God (Judges 11, look it up) in Catholic School. I didn't get to hear that fun shit until I became an Atheist.
Bottom line? It's totally inappropriate for a bunch of liberal progressives to foist hardcore porn upon 14 year old school girls. The parents of young children SHOULD be able to entrust their children to educators with a modicum of common sense and at least a thimble full of good judgment.
This is one page of rather tame prose describing sex in a 300 page novel. It's hardly "Hard-core porn". It doesn't even include pictures!
and your teenagers have found much racier stuff on the internet.