Now how can your F-35 be in the three places my F-18's
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I would expect an aircraft that is at minimum three times the cost of mine to at least be twice as capable. Only yours isn't.
The F-35 isn't mine, anymore than a sniper pod or EOTS is mine, or a Harrier or F-18 yours.
I think I'm starting to sense why you're acting so irrational here, you have a strange emotional attachment like we're arguing over sports teams. I don't give a shit about the F-35, I'm just trying to debate some of the ridiculous exaggerations that get thrown about in some of these threads, whereas you clearly think this is some competition where each poster has a fighter they support yours and mine.
That is the only explanation I can think of for hearing you say things like the F-35 doesn't have the required range when you know it does, can't replace the AV-8B, or trying to rationalize it's additional advantages over Harrier such as speed, range, ability to fly CAP, operate in contested airspace as useless to the Marines.