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Sandy73
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Excuses!
>
>
> A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he
> called his wife to make up an excuse.
>
> After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious
>that
> he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had
> great sex for two hours.
>
> Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip
>home
> and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.
>
> He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.
>
> After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet
>him.
> Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to
>fight
> off the affectionate animal.
>
> Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did
>to my
> neck!"
>
> "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what
>he
> did to my tits!"
>
>
> A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he
> called his wife to make up an excuse.
>
> After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious
>that
> he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had
> great sex for two hours.
>
> Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip
>home
> and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.
>
> He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.
>
> After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet
>him.
> Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to
>fight
> off the affectionate animal.
>
> Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did
>to my
> neck!"
>
> "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what
>he
> did to my tits!"
