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In early 2023, archaeologists in Abydos, Egypt, unearthed a royal tomb believed to be over 3,600 years old belonging to the Pharoah Bidenarious.
Not much is known about the Pharaoh, hence the reference to being called the Phantom Pharoh. "It's almost like he was not really in charge of his kingdom", said one Archeologist. "We even wondered if a Pharaoh even existed back then."
The only writings known to exist came from the newly discovered Pharoh's tomb where Bidenarious says, "I got...........I got.....................I got golden eyelids that glow in sun as black children I call roaches would come up and stroke my eyelashes to watch them pop back up in the glow of the sun as they sat on my lap, and I liked the roaches sitting on my lap............Pause...........................Please stop talking........................................Smitherjism!!!!" Archeologists are not sure if the inscriptions were written with a nearby golden auto hieroglyphics pen that was also discovered.
And that is pretty much it. All that was found in the tomb was a golden crack pipe with the inscription "It's tax free!" and the owners name Xuntermax the Second. More news at 11.
